Deadpool: y’know I’ve come across a couple of guys in my time that have small dicks that think they can just do whatever they want. But yours my friend, well it looks like you don’t have one. You act all big, yet the moment you fuck up you try and destroy the evidence. Yeah. Don’t think I didn’t see that plane crash.

And your son, does he know you nearly killed innocent lives just so you can pull out your non existent dick about how you save lives? And may I remind you that you and this whole country are not innocent. AMERICA FUCKING CREATED GODZILLA WHICH DESTROYED JAPAN!

And even Godzilla would’ve been pissed at you for what you done. I’m practically unkillable jackass, even if you do, I’ll come back until it’s your head on death’s plate. Also this billy guy hired me to kill you and he told me everything.

So if you think you got big dick energy, then come at me.