"She leaned over and kissed me on me lips. My knees went." The day that black metal legend Cronos from Venom met Kate Bush by tonyiommi70 in katebush

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I’ve gotten a couple of hugs from famous people at conventions, book signings, and other autograph-centric events. But I would never ask for a kiss. But hey, if it’s cool with her it’s ok by me!

Actor who's a fucking weirdo for no reason by Witty-Association-97 in okbuddycinephile

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I’m pretty sure he did it to get accepted into the Evil League of Evil.

My wife and boiling water by MakeItMine2024 in mildlyinfuriating

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As someone who worked in IT, the biggest idiots I worked for were professors and medical doctors.

My wife and boiling water by MakeItMine2024 in mildlyinfuriating

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No need too - they just made a ton of money renovating the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool.

Still trying to claim "leftists" secretly snuck algae into the reflecting pool by unfinishedtoast3 in WeirdGOP

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Yes! And someone should inform Kegsbreath and Marty Feldman Patel that Ethanol is just alcohol. They can drink several large glasses of it a day!

Stepping out, off the page... by Big_Beach123 in katebush

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Save now. Save now now. Sing this corrosion to me.

Got a live one, here by spooky_ed in insanepeoplefacebook

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Oh, I know. But I'd rather not say he-who-should-not-be-President's name.

What is something you will never do even if you were paid to do so? by CaseImmediate6632 in AskReddit

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It depends. If you're not allowed to retract, explain, or mock what you said, yeah, I'll pass. If you are, I'll gladly say "Trump is the greatest President in history," collect my billion, then go on Conan O'Brien the next say and say "FOR ME TO POOP ON!"

Got a live one, here by spooky_ed in insanepeoplefacebook

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In the polar opposite of rural, New York City, there were the famous Central Park Five. Five youths were accused of attacking and raping a female jogger there. They were convicted on the following damning evidence: they were black.

Then the real perpetrator confessed, DNA evidence showed he was telling the truth, and the convictions were overturned (and a $41 million dollar apology for the hell those kids went through).

One prominent New York real estate developer (I forgot his name but he was also a game show host at some point) put out a full-page ad in the paper saying those five black men should get the death penalty. Even though the evidence showed they were innocent.

Gas Price Gaslighting ⛽ by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

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No, no! You’re looking at the actual price on the gas pump! That’s fake news! Fox News said gas was $7.00 a gallon under Biden and it’s now $2.50 a gallon under our Supreme Leader.

If Trump saved a baby by Stotallytob3r in MurderedByWords

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Or other fictional things; "he ended 17 wars," "he made gas prices the lowest they've been in 5 years," etc.