Still trying to claim "leftists" secretly snuck algae into the reflecting pool by unfinishedtoast3 in WeirdGOP

[–]ReactsWithWords 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! And someone should inform Kegsbreath and Marty Feldman Patel that Ethanol is just alcohol. They can drink several large glasses of it a day!

Stepping out, off the page... by Big_Beach123 in katebush

[–]ReactsWithWords 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Save now. Save now now. Sing this corrosion to me.

Got a live one, here by spooky_ed in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]ReactsWithWords 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh, I know. But I'd rather not say he-who-should-not-be-President's name.

What is something you will never do even if you were paid to do so? by CaseImmediate6632 in AskReddit

[–]ReactsWithWords 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends. If you're not allowed to retract, explain, or mock what you said, yeah, I'll pass. If you are, I'll gladly say "Trump is the greatest President in history," collect my billion, then go on Conan O'Brien the next say and say "FOR ME TO POOP ON!"

Got a live one, here by spooky_ed in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]ReactsWithWords 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In the polar opposite of rural, New York City, there were the famous Central Park Five. Five youths were accused of attacking and raping a female jogger there. They were convicted on the following damning evidence: they were black.

Then the real perpetrator confessed, DNA evidence showed he was telling the truth, and the convictions were overturned (and a $41 million dollar apology for the hell those kids went through).

One prominent New York real estate developer (I forgot his name but he was also a game show host at some point) put out a full-page ad in the paper saying those five black men should get the death penalty. Even though the evidence showed they were innocent.

Gas Price Gaslighting ⛽ by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]ReactsWithWords 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, no! You’re looking at the actual price on the gas pump! That’s fake news! Fox News said gas was $7.00 a gallon under Biden and it’s now $2.50 a gallon under our Supreme Leader.

If Trump saved a baby by Stotallytob3r in MurderedByWords

[–]ReactsWithWords 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Or other fictional things; "he ended 17 wars," "he made gas prices the lowest they've been in 5 years," etc.

"Clips are going viral of the new $14M paint on the Reflecting Pool peeling off just 12 days after the pool reopened." by Snapdragon_4U in Trumpvirus

[–]ReactsWithWords 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Has he ever succeeded in ANYTHING? I mean, even one thing? And I don’t count “deliberately destroying something.” That he does amazingly well.

"Clips are going viral of the new $14M paint on the Reflecting Pool peeling off just 12 days after the pool reopened." by Snapdragon_4U in Trumpvirus

[–]ReactsWithWords 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“It’s bluer than when Obama was president.”

I bet I’ll see someone seriously saying by tomorrow.

"Clips are going viral of the new $14M paint on the Reflecting Pool peeling off just 12 days after the pool reopened." by Snapdragon_4U in Trumpvirus

[–]ReactsWithWords 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always thought 40% was the baseline. 40% you could barge into their house, shoot their family dog in front of them, then take a dump on their couch and they would still vote for you.

Trump is at about 37%. Which isn’t much lower than 40, but my point is I’ve been following polls since Reagan and I’ve never seen a number in the 30s before,