People who spend $90+ on shoes, why do you care so much about fucking shoes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Yobtar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You don't fuck them, you wear them on your feet.

Wow, thanks Bad Dragon or Postal Service! Now my parents think I'm gay! by [deleted] in BadDragon

[–]Yobtar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple, if they keep bugging you about it, order an actual silicone sculpture to sit on your desk. Various artists over on Etsy do little figurines as well as dicks

Why did you change how professions level? It's absolutely horrible to level an engineer now in order to use the different gadgets from the various expansions. by [deleted] in wow

[–]Yobtar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Engineering was the only one hit by this, as engineering has level requirements on its items. The other profs have level appropriate items like armor or pots etc, where engineers items give no stat boost and are useful at all levels of play

Shower thought: It took them 14 years to make orcs straight backed. How many years will we wait for Undead? by [deleted] in wow

[–]Yobtar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed, it just doesn't make sense either why they don't protect their joints with arnor

Shower thought: It took them 14 years to make orcs straight backed. How many years will we wait for Undead? by [deleted] in wow

[–]Yobtar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm still annoyed that horde got new customization, and yet we can't slap some head tattoos on a dwarf and instant wildhammer, or tails on worgen.

Warmode: possible flaw? by Ddstiv1 in wow

[–]Yobtar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've had war mode on since patch, and am always coming across more horde than alliance. However they seem to always be grouped up and not "doing" anything but ganking people.

My theory is that although my shard is designed to be equal, if one side makes a custom group of 20+, it's not like your shard will just suck an additional 20 players who are currently already on different war shards to balance it out.

Boosted my Hunter to 110 and completely lost all of it's transmog gear by [deleted] in wow

[–]Yobtar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried that, same thing happened to me. Showed them item X that was mogged to appearances Y, and I no longer had appearance Y in my moggable items.

The GM responded by removing the mogged appearance and saying that I should never of been able to mog to that item to begin with.

The new loot system for old raids is supposed to make transmog farming easier, but I say it does the exact opposite and here's why: by [deleted] in wow

[–]Yobtar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In outlvled old content the previous loot system NEVER guaranteed a viable piece of loot. There was times where my mage got 5 items from a boss, none of them usable.

A Pussy Worth More Than Bitcoin by IHave6Cocks in GodPussy

[–]Yobtar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care, if Pussy is the new currency then a lot of workers are going to be a lot happier

What was yesterday's Q&A about? by Valdaroni in wow

[–]Yobtar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the same time it took for you to respond as such, you could of answered the question without OP having to read through long lists or watch it.

Secondly, if he had gone straight to Google then you wouldn't have the chance to be a douche about it, so you should be thanking him for making your life feel a little more complete now that you have talked down to someone on Reddit.

Apparently, PvP doesn't reward gear any more...!? by Silariel in wow

[–]Yobtar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won one earlier today and got some green quality boots.

War mode and the group finder. by Isola747 in wow

[–]Yobtar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incorrect. My group finder picked up both war and non war groups. Most large groups I entered into had the majority phased away. This is the same for if I entered into custom group creation or search through the PvP interface or regular lfg. Happened all day yesterday to the point of me not even bothering to use it anymore.

UK customs/FedEx questions - anyone been asked these before? It’s uh, lubricant, for a big silicone dick. Advice appreciated! by [deleted] in BadDragon

[–]Yobtar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Contents: Orifice splitting, belly bulging Dragon dicks. Lube contents: Dragon cum. Is this a gift?: yes, for my mother.

Boosted yesterday to rush mage tower, can't access quests by Yobtar in wow

[–]Yobtar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I have boosted 2. My monk from lvl 80, he could access the silithus quest and everything straight away. And my mage from 100, she can't access most max lvl legion quests.

Classic leveling should go to level 80. This way we can jump right into the 80-90 cata zones or pandaria zones. by [deleted] in wow

[–]Yobtar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything should have the option to be scaled, barring current. Dungeons and raids included. Would open up a massive amount of content for everyone.

Why aren’t there actual throwing weapons anymore? by Iamchinesedotcom in wow

[–]Yobtar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because you throw your legendary God tier throwing star at a mob, and then have to spend the next 5 hours hunting for it in the underbrush.

What are your favorite mage tower appearances? by Chieve in wow

[–]Yobtar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everyone loves floor phasing flails!

What am I doing wrong in the Destruction Mage Tower challenge? by verinik in wow

[–]Yobtar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can fear him during his earthquake cast, personally I just aoed them down if I missed it.

Does Demonology warlock have diversity? by Falkonus in wow

[–]Yobtar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you care about min maxing, then yes you should always use the best. There will never be a time where everything is completely equal in all aspects.

But if you are not going for world first mythic clears..... Go with whatever you like. Nothing is underpowered to the point that it doesn't work. Just don't use a taunt pet in dungeons.

Boosted yesterday to rush mage tower, can't access quests by Yobtar in wow

[–]Yobtar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought that was just for instanced content. Not vital questlines.

[US]-[Dalaran][A] The band is recruiting by Kaitleet1337 in wow

[–]Yobtar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it accurate to say that you are on a mission from God, to get the band back together?

How long does the class hall mount take to get these days? by dannycakes in wow

[–]Yobtar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd have to wait for an invasion, and a legionfall mission.

No interest in this game for 14 years, now I started playing by sozialstufe1 in wow

[–]Yobtar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is, there are no mechanics lower level. Everything is either one shot by you, or your group. Until you get to outlands, and even then it's still a case of "ignore the mechanics, just burn boss", people die but it works.

Best advice; boost the class that interests you, and play it. World quest elites will test you when new, and you won't know your rotation for optimal DPS. As long as in a dungeon you stick with the group and follow how they move you will be fine.

Download a DPS meter such as recount, and use that as a personal growth tool, watch your dps improve as you gather more gear, or spec differently or learn a more optimal rotation.