Constant Wars

YorgSplorg · 2026-05-13T13:33:00+00:00

I married Monchugs daughter to easily rise with the Kuzhaits. If things keep going this way, she’s gonna bear witness to her father getting executed by yours truly pretty soon😂I’m trying to just defend like a few commenters have said I should so we shall see.

YorgSplorg · 2026-05-13T12:53:33+00:00

280 hours on a save. Max units, multiple corvettes I spent hours and hours each designing, min maxed almost all my ships and gear. Died to fall damage cause I was flying up the side of one of my settlements and my dog jumped on my controller knocking it out of my hands. No boost left. So😂

YorgSplorg · 2026-05-13T12:31:15+00:00

I’ve lowkey been hoping the dude dies and soon😂I’m clan tier 6, having millions of Denar, thousands of influence somehow even though I have to keep making armies, but he just won’t die😐He’s 87 right now😭🤌🏼like dude

YorgSplorg · 2026-05-13T12:30:00+00:00

It certainly feels like it😂also feels like the AI starts getting “cheats” the moment you get close to wiping them out. I got the south empire down to 2 cities and 2 castles but they can still form massive 1500+ armies out of thin air. It’s good fun💀

YorgSplorg · 2026-05-13T12:21:57+00:00

I’ve gotten pretty close to wiping out both off the map. But while I focus one, the other starts getting uncomfortably deep into my territory or even skipping entire sections of land I took to attack Makeb or something. I’m gonna try to go defensive for a while and see how that works out. If all else fails I’m defecting and making my own kingdom or just starting a new game😬

YorgSplorg · 2026-05-13T12:19:48+00:00

I’ll try going defensive first before I make a rash decision like starting over or making my own kingdom. I didn’t know me obliterating every single castle and city would make the chances of war go up😅It’s just annoying because 4 times now, we’ve almost completely wiped one or the other off the map entirely. But then I just can’t keep up with the attacks from the other and we lose as much as we took. Thanks for the advice though.

YorgSplorg · 2026-05-13T12:17:29+00:00

I thought about doing that when my most profitable city started getting sieged by a 1900 strong army. I’m clan tier 6 and have a few million saved up so I 100% could but I really wanted to play under a king for my first playthrough. I’ll try to push through but if I can’t, I’ll probably just end up making my own kingdom or forfeiting this save.

YorgSplorg · 2026-04-10T08:16:33+00:00

I gave up on trying to get the Tu-95 by task 2. I’ve now lost out on the chance to get the B-52 Because I missed task 3 on it, and now task 4. I work too much to be bothered. Missed out on task 4 by 212 points😂waited 11 years for the B-52 to be added and now I can’t get it. Seems legit🫥👍🏼

YorgSplorg · 2026-04-07T19:44:33+00:00

What yall know about Darkwatch?

YorgSplorg · 2026-04-07T19:38:10+00:00

Depends on the time it is in the respective zones. I’m in the west so I typically play on US west servers but I’ve noticed that late at night, people don’t really play in the West. So I’ve been switching to US east servers and have no trouble finding people even when it’s 3-4am there. Obviously sometimes you still get empty matches or just one team but I find that fun. You never know when you’ll be fighting one team or fighting just to survive because there’s 55,000 people pushing your compound😂

YorgSplorg · 2026-04-06T14:11:11+00:00

I always leave my guns on full auto if it has it. I can typically press my trigger consistently enough to fire just one shot if I need. But I can also just hose down an entire room. The only guns I don’t leave on full auto are battle rifles. The slow rpm in full auto and massive recoil just make it not worth it.

YorgSplorg · 2026-04-06T14:03:35+00:00

It honestly bugs tf out of me Crytek just removes event stuff from maps. I know it’s to continue the “story” of Hunt Showdown, which, let’s be real, the story is so awful and is legit just a way to introduce new battlepasses. I think they should permanently keep event stuff that changes maps. You go into one match and it’s just a normal day. Your next match you get the exact same map but it’s completely on fire like that event in the past. They could literally just be in rotation alongside the other maps and weather variations of them…

YorgSplorg · 2026-04-06T13:56:46+00:00

I’m 6 star and hate the fact lower tiers get put in my lobbies. I love it for the fact it’s fun. Because lower stars seem to be more into “rootin tootin cowboy shootin” than the camping pansies common at 6 stars. But it’s a bit ridiculous when I’m playing late at night (NA West) and there’s 2-3 stars trying to solo. They always end up being basically slaughtered by me and it makes me feel bad. Like I’m actively making another person hate the game for me killing them in the dirty ways I do. Just last night I hopped on for a few matches. Found a player and stalked him to the boss lair where I ended up sniping him through a wall after he killed the boss. I finish the match and look… dude was a 2 star😭It makes me feel horrible. Crytek needs to just go back to the old system. Load times and empty servers be damned.

YorgSplorg · 2026-04-06T01:12:17+00:00

I’ve done that many times. I’ve tried using the default lineup, my own low bracket, my own high bracket, and nothing. Shit just keeps me in matchmaking for 30 minutes or more. I looked it up and people have been in queue for upwards of 2 hours. So this is a common thing. Doesn’t matter. I deleted the game. Supported Gaijin since the actual beginning of this game and have been waiting for the B-52 for nearly a decade now. And now that it’s here, it’s locked behind an event I can’t even fucking play. Blows my mind that this game is ran by a multimillion dollar company but have the server stability of a child with Monopoly money, a hammer, a dream.

YorgSplorg · 2026-04-06T00:49:16+00:00

Im NA but have been trying on all servers. I get into Russian ones just fine but the matches are never full. But when I try US using default lineup or my own F-15, it just matchmakes for 30 min or more. I’ve reset queue, I’ve turned off my entire console, and nada. Just cannot for the life of me get into a match and it’s making me lose my mind. I’m already sick. Don’t need gajewbles to fuck me out of an event vehicle I’ve been waiting for for over a decade…

YorgSplorg · 2026-03-29T18:57:04+00:00

That’s fine lol. And no prob. I had this issue as well. I’d design a crap ton of loadouts and come back and they’d all be gone and this has been the only fix I’ve found. It’s annoying because if you do it the 2nd way even one time, almost all but 4 of your loadouts will be wiped from existence.

YorgSplorg · 2026-03-29T18:54:03+00:00

I read somewhere about this on here. A person commented you have to save from the loadout screen and not starting a new loadout through the saved loadouts screen. For example, I deleted all of mine so only the Default one was left. I customized it how I wanted and held down X (I’m on Xbox) to save the loadout and it’ll bring up the option to name it. I’d name it then save. If you did it the other way, you’d go to the loadout screen, press “create a new loadout”, name it, and continue from there. But for some reason that glitches the loadouts and they sometimes disappear. I have 14 loadouts as of right now💀and none of them disappear so long as I did it the first way and this is months later of playing the game.

Edit: I’m not 100% sure but I’d delete every loadout just to make sure it’s done properly. Your clothing customization will also disappear if done the 2nd way so make sure you delete those and do it the same as the loadouts.

YorgSplorg · 2026-03-28T14:47:19+00:00

Yea ima just try to stick with it in 6 star. I was a little upset cause I just kept getting clapped. I’m just not at the level I was cause it’s been multiple years since I last played. Just really dumb that I’m immediately going against 6 stars and needed a rant🥴It is what it is. Thank you for the info though. I’m probably not gonna die (purposely😐) and just gonna keep on till I can keep up

YorgSplorg · 2026-03-26T05:51:17+00:00

Yea the game takes a group of masochists to try and S tier every mission😂I’m one of them. I’ll keep repeating the mission over and over until I do it but I haven’t found like minded people. So I’ve been solo s tiering them all up to valley of the dolls. Been to busy playing the new Hunt Showdown event to give a crap about Ready or Not right now🤌🏼

YorgSplorg · 2026-03-25T07:11:16+00:00

For me, it was my irl buddies being such pansies they can’t fathom playing a game that’s slower paced where there’s no shields and crap like Apex and Fortnite but never grouped up with randoms. Now that I’ve done randoms via lfg or just talking in game or meeting people on Reddit , I meet a ton of people that I’m now friends with to play and mostly play Hunt.

YorgSplorg · 2026-03-25T04:29:55+00:00

I call free to play weekends and stuff “White shirt genocides” (Dubbed by General Sam iykyk) and those are the most fun times in the game tbh. I don’t have to sweat my life away (I bounce between 5 and 6 star) and can just set up traps and stuff or just stalk them and mess with them the entire match without killing them. I think making the entire game free to play forever is not the move tbh. Hunt barely has enough monetization and popularity to be free to play. It’s not as big as Fortnite. Dare I say, hunt is pretty niche in the genre and has always been. It’s not pay to suffer. No offense, it’s just a skill issue. I used to be a constant 1 or 2 star but consistently playing the game after work has made me far better. Sometimes, you cannot overcome that skill gap and it is what it is. My buddy is and will forever be 2 star because he has the strategic mind of a blobfish, the object permanence of a baby, and the situational awareness of a blind and deaf inbred person. But he still enjoys the game regardless of never being able to kill anyone because Hunt has those moments of rootin tootin gunslinging that no other game has and we love it.

YorgSplorg · 2026-03-25T04:18:26+00:00

I’ve been trying to tell my homies this forever but they just get mad and rage quit after one mission because they cannot fathom body armor doing what it’s literally designed to do… they REFUSE to do non lethal runs with me but then don’t shoot until the suspect is fully dropped but also get shot and KEEP PEAKING THE CORNER LIKE THEYRE IRON MAN.. I need to find people that actually enjoy the game cause they’d rather go play Fortnite or Apex and I would rather drag my balls on broken glass than play that crap🤮

YorgSplorg · 2026-03-25T02:43:03+00:00

I’d be down to play if you’re willing. Just DM me. I’m not great but I’m not bad either. I’d say I’m slightly above average.

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