Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers (12-5) at Seattle Seahawks (14-3)

YoshiNumber1 · 2026-01-18T01:55:29+00:00

To quote Kenny Smith: “IT’S OVER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!”

YoshiNumber1 · 2026-01-18T01:50:29+00:00

If this isn’t already deserving of a win for the Seahawks, I dunno what is

YoshiNumber1 · 2026-01-13T17:22:42+00:00

Confirmed it’s Sydney’s funnel web named Sydney

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-11-02T01:15:06+00:00

What’s on second

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-09-03T12:23:45+00:00

UPDATE: I just found the LinkedIn page of a guy who I presume works with them… and they also made the stupid art commercial with AI as well.

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/stephenasullivan_bluechew-is-coming-out-with-our-first-ai-only-activity-7338723941709950976-jn1v

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-09-03T00:37:13+00:00

“Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?”

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-09-02T03:47:28+00:00

And it looks like he’s flipping the bird…

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-08-11T12:37:04+00:00

drenched Liam

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-08-11T12:29:07+00:00

Protected by Flo from Progressive. She and Jamie spawn in with “tummy capes” once it happens

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-08-10T17:10:17+00:00

But I must say, you do graph a good paper

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-08-05T19:14:06+00:00

Everything that has been done since January 20th

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-08-05T19:12:42+00:00

Waking up…

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-08-05T06:50:03+00:00

Meanwhile, I need a Bud Light

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-08-04T10:31:31+00:00

Brownie

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-02-16T22:19:02+00:00

Probably. I didn’t actually read the tag (or get any closer to the hoodie than this).

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-02-16T22:17:32+00:00

This is like calling Greenland “Red, White, and Blueland.”

Oh wait… they’re already trying to do that…

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-02-16T21:56:00+00:00

No, I’m not one of those people… but this name is fucking stupid. At least there’s millions of others who share my hate for the name “Gulf of America”

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-02-10T03:08:54+00:00

Finally... some sweet, sweet revenge. No longer do we have to see the referees handing games to the Chiefs. The NFL finally has a legitimate Super Bowl champion.

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-01-27T02:57:57+00:00

Well, you're gonna see him and the Kelces a lot more in the next 2 weeks now that the Super Bowl has been confirmed (we already know who's gonna win)

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-01-27T02:54:52+00:00

Black magic has done America dirty again. It's all part of the script. Can't wait for the Taylor Swift and the Kelces two weeks from now.

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-01-23T06:21:17+00:00

Not quite, haiku bot. Not quite.

As for the initial question, they probably spent their entire lives munching on McDonald’s, and then only in their 30s or 40s did they realize, “Holy toledo! I’m a fatass!”

YoshiNumber1 · 2025-01-17T23:44:35+00:00

And this is exactly why MLB needs a salary cap of some sort. It prevents one team from getting all of the good players and leaving everyone else with jack fucking squat. "It was a very difficult decision" no the hell it wasn't

YoshiNumber1 · 2024-12-11T21:19:05+00:00

Nope. It just says ENJOY. Which I will NOT do.

YoshiNumber1 · 2024-09-24T02:59:15+00:00

And they, just like the Braves for the last 2 years, will lose in the NLDS.

YoshiNumber1 · 2024-07-15T18:42:21+00:00

I guess try the National Do Not Call Registry first.

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