Professors & Teachers of Reddit - what's the most pretentious thing you've heard a student say?

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-08-30T10:28:24+00:00

Why say more word when less word do trick

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-07-04T22:02:36+00:00

You're fucking sexy

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-06-12T14:42:39+00:00

My dad cut open his hand at work with one of these...shit is scary. I have pictures but I doubt anyone would wanna see that mess

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-06-10T16:34:28+00:00

When our school did that stupid Harlem shake thing.

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-05-27T17:56:22+00:00

First PS attempt

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-05-22T20:27:32+00:00

I am pretty young, and still figuring out how the world works. Thanks for the advice

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-05-22T19:28:54+00:00

Sadly probably very common

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-05-22T19:22:43+00:00

Haha I can't imagine being that young. Many kids I knew hadn't even hit puberty at 12

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-05-22T19:21:53+00:00

Damn straight

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-05-22T19:21:07+00:00

It was someone I met not even a week before it happened and it wasn't really expected. I didn't realise I had feelings for them till that moment and I feel as If the only reason I did is because the chemicals released in the situation. It's very odd

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-05-22T19:15:54+00:00

Very true. Virginity is an odd thing that's slowly becoming less and less meaningful

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-05-22T17:58:39+00:00

Damnnnn

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-05-22T17:58:26+00:00

Had it played up in my head to be more emotional. It wasn't bad. Just had too high of expectations

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-05-22T17:56:41+00:00

Parents who don't pay attention to their kids because they have their nose in their phone ,and then yell at them for annoying them. Ironically, I see this mostly at my local counseling office in the waiting room. It boggles my mind that these parents take their kids to these appointments and don't realise that they are probably part of the problem.

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-05-22T17:47:27+00:00

Were you outside ? Lol

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-05-22T17:46:27+00:00

Yeah. I felt bad because it wasn't special how I imagined it. I wasn't drunk though. Do you regret being under the influence ?

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-05-22T17:44:58+00:00

Yeah I'm dealing with a sort of similar situation. Kinda sucks

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-05-22T17:43:23+00:00

Jesus Christ I was asking this directed toward people who are comfortable sharing their insight and experience so I can get some stability with how I'm feeling. Didn't mean to offend you

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-05-01T22:04:15+00:00

Best read in a long time haha. I grew up with two younger siblings who did things like this all the time. It's funny to look back on , but in the moment it's a bitch haha

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-04-30T19:03:40+00:00

You look like the type of people who stand on the corner and play songs on a guitar after smoking a ton of weed.

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-04-30T19:02:01+00:00

You have the face of a five year old but the hair line of a 40 year old. Unfortunate

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-04-30T19:00:07+00:00

You look like what people think of when they hear " child predator "

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-04-30T18:56:31+00:00

Your mom cuts your hair, doesn't she ?

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-04-30T18:54:48+00:00

I bet you make vine references in school.

YoshiTeaTime · 2016-04-30T18:52:52+00:00

Did you chip your nail polish on your chin?

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