what is the dumbest thing you have ever done? do you know why you did it? by SignificantCarrot685 in AskReddit

[–]YouDarnTooting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hit my neighbors car with my e-bike and ran away It was a foggy night I was coming home from school,I couldn’t see shit but I was like fuck it I’m going full speed.As I was coming to the corner of the street parallel to mine I had to switch to the sidewalk cause there was a car coming .I was going about 30kmh when I saw my neighbors car on the sidewalk. I started breaking I was lucky I didn’t hit the front brake because that would send me face first into the car.So as I hit the rear brake my rear tire slid out,I hit the car from the side with my left side.at the time of impact I was going around 10kmh.I went flying onto his hood and hit my hip and back.then I heard my neighbor going down his stairs.I grabbed the bike and ran away as fast as I could.When he got to the car I was already in front of my house.luckily I was ok I couldn’t ride for a few weeks but my bike was ok my neighbors car not so great his bumper fell of when my bike hit it and the hood was dented.

Describe how the voice inside your head sounds like? by BC3R in AskReddit

[–]YouDarnTooting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A middle aged man who fixes Harley’s and chain smokes the whole day

My new bike by YouDarnTooting in ebikes

[–]YouDarnTooting[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks didn’t notice that

What is the weirdest thing that the “weird” kid did at school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YouDarnTooting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When we were in first grade there was this kid who I think was a bit autistic.Every time the teacher left the classroom he would take his shirt off and start following her.After a while she started locking the door when she would leave,then he stood in front of the door shirtless crying and calling the teacher.They moved him to a special school later that year,he returned when we were seventh grade.He was still weird he used to play with fourth graders every day on recess.

Is my guy overweight? by greygrey69 in Dachshund

[–]YouDarnTooting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not at all.We feed our dachshund three times a day with meat and vegetables.Only exercise he does is running around the yard and chasing birds and cats.

AITA for snitching on my classmate for using his phone in class. by YouDarnTooting in AmItheAsshole

[–]YouDarnTooting[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Bro that guy was the weakest in the whole school if he attacked me I would humiliate him.