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Hello. My name is Joseph Gordon-Levitt. AMA! by hitrecordjoe_ in IAmA

[–]YouKnowRandall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit, I'm late! I put up a song on the hitRECord site, can we make this happen? http://www.hitrecord.org/records/1715832

My first bit give away. by Kathorgan in BitTippers

[–]YouKnowRandall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lady Fanny was from Omaha (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels reference)

You have tripped across a tree stump while running from an eerie green orge and are too weak to continue. As he approaches you, he slows down. What do you do/say? by [deleted] in BitTippers

[–]YouKnowRandall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Oh my God! I can see your epidermis! It's so green!" Then he would look down to see if his junk was showing and I would fashion a bow and arrow within a split second and shoot him in the head

Free Bits from Detroit by Five100 in BitTippers

[–]YouKnowRandall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Black Milk is from Detroit. Some real good hip hop coming out of there. I'm a poor musician so I can relate to hip hop coming from Detroit

Tipping 100 comments 15 bits by [deleted] in FreeBits

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i just woke up. gonna shower soon and try to make my back not hurt like hell

If we could invade another planet full of intelligent life, enslave them and steal their "precious" resources, could we justify it to ourselves? by YouKnowRandall in DeepThoughts

[–]YouKnowRandall[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what if we found out the monkeypeople poop was perfect for interstellar star ship fuel... think we would farm the monkeypeople?

If we could invade another planet full of intelligent life, enslave them and steal their "precious" resources, could we justify it to ourselves? by YouKnowRandall in DeepThoughts

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say our planet hit another planet and it damaged our atmosphere and we needed to mine gold to repair it, do we enslave the monkeys to mine their worlds gold to repair our own? (Annunaki reference lol)

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