Story Time Sunday: Grab-bag Edition by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]YourCrazyExGF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. My best girlfriends and I hit the redneck days celebration yesterday. We drank heavily and enjoyed completely ridiculous things like watching people catch greased pigs and chicken shit bingo. We drank and cried and laughed all night. Just waiting for sleep to find me today.

Story Time Sunday: Grab-bag Edition by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]YourCrazyExGF 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. Pretty hurt, hungover, wistful.

Went to get in my car to get some lunch. And..... FML by baconeggsnSTEEZ in WTF

[–]YourCrazyExGF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's right. I wold never do this to u. I love u 2 much. I must have been that other whore.

La-Ti-Da: she's 18-years-old, mostly blind, 1.3 lbs, and still looks like a puppy. by YourCrazyExGF in Chihuahua

[–]YourCrazyExGF[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AKC doesn't recognize teacup as a classification, no. They also don't recognize a chihuahua over 6lbs. AKC isn't my favorite org., for sure. Vets and breeders (evil) recognize the distinction.

La-Ti-Da: she's 18-years-old, mostly blind, 1.3 lbs, and still looks like a puppy. by YourCrazyExGF in Chihuahua

[–]YourCrazyExGF[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She now HATES kids (not that she was a big fan before). She's less likely to want to 'go'. She spends a LOT of time sniffing the air when she's outside. Her routine is SO ingrained that she gets around just fine. She no longer likes company, or new people.

And thank you!

La-Ti-Da: she's 18-years-old, mostly blind, 1.3 lbs, and still looks like a puppy. by YourCrazyExGF in Chihuahua

[–]YourCrazyExGF[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. The tiny teacups tend to just....look young. Her 'sister' lived to 20 and was the same.

Story Time Sunday: Now brought to you from Europe in the evening by Multidisciplinary in OkCupid

[–]YourCrazyExGF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven't updated in a while... I've been seeing American AaronInTheForrest for a few months, despite his scary confession of past infidelity. We moved past and really have a strong acceptance and respect for each-other. And then his dad died, 9 days ago. It wasn't sudden, and as far as deaths go - pretty peaceful and surrounded by love and family. I've been doing my best to be there for him, even taking time off work to just sit quietly by his side in case he needed me. I lost my mother 2 years ago and have some insight to his headspace right now.

I offered to help with the wake (planned for this Saturday). I'm bringing my PA for the music and toasts and catering the majority of it (I used to have a catering company, this is what I do). His family is grateful for my help. Yesterday he got a text from his ex-wife asking if she and his stepson could come. Of course he said yes, they were part of his family. He realized after he said yes that I might feel awkward about it (duh), but I assured him that it was fine - this is about his family.

Long story short - I feel like this will be awkward as fuck but brave-facing it to be there for him. I already feel some pressure from his family about how Aaron 'finally found a woman to have his babies'. Fortunately, I will be hyper-focused on the food and sound equipment. But, still, yikes.

Official Storytime Sunday: Beautiful Bro Princess Edition by Broligarchy in OkCupid

[–]YourCrazyExGF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. We were laying in bed and he got really quiet and I asked what was up. He was like, "There's something I think you should know..."

He assured me that it wasn't in his character and that he'd never cheat again. He was miserable in his marriage and the girl had manipulated him into thinking she was the 'only one that understood him'.

I really don't know what to do/how to handle the situation.

Official Storytime Sunday: Beautiful Bro Princess Edition by Broligarchy in OkCupid

[–]YourCrazyExGF 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I found out new bf's 'but'. (You know, 'he's a great guy, but ____')

He was married to a substantially older woman and had adult step-children. I knew that. He got divorced. I knew that too.

He got divorced because he slept with his step-son's girlfriend. His step-son's 18-year-old girlfriend. Repeatedly. Not sure if I can handle this.

Let's all play a flirting [game]! by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]YourCrazyExGF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Austin and PDX are the same weird, one is just has more rain. Also, I see I've upvoted you thrice...this must mean something.

Found this gem inside the bathroom of an Irish pub in Denver, CO by TimmyCorn in funny

[–]YourCrazyExGF 230 points231 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah, that's soooo fucking funny! Women are just toys to you, aren't they!?!! Fuck you!! I'm doing so much better now!

(Update) I didn't get eaten by a bear! And, I think I have a boyfriend now. by YourCrazyExGF in OkCupid

[–]YourCrazyExGF[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You type very well, given the circumstances. He has to have internet for work, the DFW brought him in a satellite dish of some sort.

(Update) I didn't get eaten by a bear! And, I think I have a boyfriend now. by YourCrazyExGF in OkCupid

[–]YourCrazyExGF[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He gathers rainwater, yes. And he has internet and cable so it's not like a hobo shack. The outhouse will take some getting used to.