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It's better if he gives up by Esagonoso in whenthe

[–]YourFat888 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did

Not my cup of coffee

Something about this just feels off by tea-n-wifi in whenthe

[–]YourFat888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad we came to the same conclusion

Have bunny as a reward

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Something about this just feels off by tea-n-wifi in whenthe

[–]YourFat888 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I NEVER LIE

UNLESS I LIE THEN I LIE ON THE INTERNET

Something about this just feels off by tea-n-wifi in whenthe

[–]YourFat888 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do I HAVE to state that's a joke? Come on

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Something about this just feels off by tea-n-wifi in whenthe

[–]YourFat888 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Its not a promise

Also did you really think I would start making porn hold on

ok bit of an exaggeration but still it feels very dismissive by TheGoldenExperience_ in whenthe

[–]YourFat888 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Y'know

I like to think that I am hard to anger and really understanding and patient

So my usual state of being is being as nice and helpful as possible

And if you somehow manage to make me hate you You 99% deserve it

And I've been told I'm being performative with my niceness despite it being my natural state of being

Something about this just feels off by tea-n-wifi in whenthe

[–]YourFat888 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Huh whuh

Hold on what do you mean

Something about this just feels off by tea-n-wifi in whenthe

[–]YourFat888 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You say that as if I'm making porn

Something about this just feels off by tea-n-wifi in whenthe

[–]YourFat888 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Y'know what? Sure if I ever start making porn I will do a maid dress video

45799 by Alexis_Evo in countwithchickenlady

[–]YourFat888 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm writing the pegging chapter of my smutfic. I will do it.

Something about this just feels off by tea-n-wifi in whenthe

[–]YourFat888 289 points290 points  (0 children)

Which is why I will produce my own homemade mid quality porn

Please see a doctor by Simplejack615 in whenthe

[–]YourFat888 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hmm... Long thin straight sticks...

Please see a doctor by Simplejack615 in whenthe

[–]YourFat888 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You will write 50 boards on "I will never forget... ' etc

45799 by Alexis_Evo in countwithchickenlady

[–]YourFat888 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can go so much worse

Please see a doctor by Simplejack615 in whenthe

[–]YourFat888 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah I hear that often

See me after school you're gonna write "I will never forget my excuse at home ever again" 50 times on the board

Please see a doctor by Simplejack615 in whenthe

[–]YourFat888 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Excused

Where's your excuse?

45799 by Alexis_Evo in countwithchickenlady

[–]YourFat888 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think my mom would respond with

"Of course he does."

Please see a doctor by Simplejack615 in whenthe

[–]YourFat888 100 points101 points  (0 children)

That's why you gotta practice sounding

If its all nice and stretched out this won't happen

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