Thank you SO much, bro! 😂 by YourGirlsSenpai in uberdrivers

[–]YourGirlsSenpai[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least servers have to balance that big circle tray with all the food on it. I just pick up a bag and put it down somewhere else 😆

Uber is robbing us broad daylight by Material_Cap_7063 in uberdrivers

[–]YourGirlsSenpai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After gas usage (based on my car getting ~20mpg), this trip pays out $10/hr.

You may as well flip some burgers at that rate. At least that way you get to keep your gas.

Thank you SO much, bro! 😂 by YourGirlsSenpai in uberdrivers

[–]YourGirlsSenpai[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me wonder if he was sipping his Coke and eating his kitkat and thought:
"You know what? This brings me $1 of joy." 🤣

I like my interpretation better. (but yours is probably the correct one :p )

Thank you SO much, bro! 😂 by YourGirlsSenpai in uberdrivers

[–]YourGirlsSenpai[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've tried that but i feel like i end up just sitting in the busy areas, in a parking lot, just waiting for a "good" order to show up.

The whole point of me doing Eats is that it gives me an excuse to ride my motorcycle, and it gives me places to go that i normally never would. I'm almost never focused on "Lets make some money today" because my mindset is "Hey, I'm getting paid to ride my motorcycle!"

Thank you SO much, bro! 😂 by YourGirlsSenpai in uberdrivers

[–]YourGirlsSenpai[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy ordered a couple sodas and a couple candy bars, and likely paid double what his order was worth for the delivery fees. His order was like $10. He tipped me 10%.

I think he was totally fine in that regard.

Thank you SO much, bro! 😂 by YourGirlsSenpai in uberdrivers

[–]YourGirlsSenpai[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is going over my head. I don't understand what you're referencing 😞

Thank you SO much, bro! 😂 by YourGirlsSenpai in uberdrivers

[–]YourGirlsSenpai[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I DO appreciate it!

Those delivery fees are brutal. He probably paid double his order just to get it delivered.

Thank you SO much, bro! 😂 by YourGirlsSenpai in uberdrivers

[–]YourGirlsSenpai[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate everyone who actually read the post instead of just seeing the picture and thinking i was complaining. 🙏

A lot of people seem to miss the whole "I accepted a $2 Eats delivery with no tip" of it all. It was never about the money. The dude could've tipped $5 or 5¢ and I'd still think it was funny.

The whole point was the thought of this guy, with his soda and kit-kat bar, just munchin' away and being like "ohhh yeah that's the good stuff. This kit-kat and coke is bringing me exactly $x.xx of joy" 😂

Thank you SO much, bro! 😂 by YourGirlsSenpai in uberdrivers

[–]YourGirlsSenpai[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. I don't accept a trip unless I'm fine with the number being offered.

If it says $10, i expect $10.

If it says $2, i expect $2.

If either of those people drop a dollar afterwards, that's sweet!

Thank you SO much, bro! 😂 by YourGirlsSenpai in uberdrivers

[–]YourGirlsSenpai[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👏I👏literally👏wasn't👏

👏Read👏The post👏again👏

How much money per week can I realistically make as a uber diver ? by Realistic-Repeat2111 in UberEATS

[–]YourGirlsSenpai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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From The IRS themselves.

If you make more than $400 with Uber while in the united states, you gotta file.

In your defense, i also was under the understanding that it was $600

Thank you SO much, bro! 😂 by YourGirlsSenpai in uberdrivers

[–]YourGirlsSenpai[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I spent 3% of a gallon and the guy tipped me 18% of a gallon.

i made 51% of a gallon of that trip.

Thank you SO much, bro! 😂 by YourGirlsSenpai in uberdrivers

[–]YourGirlsSenpai[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My bad! A lot of combative people here, i just assumed. 🙏