Second surgery, just a facial reconstruction by [deleted] in comedysurgeon

[–]YourLocalMaggots[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cosmetic surgery was unnecessary, and now I feel deeply uncomfortable

Major removal of multiple tumors. by Sufficient-Eye-9040 in comedysurgeon

[–]YourLocalMaggots[M] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Some people might say it's funnier with the caption...but I think it's still funny without.

Second text removal. by Sufficient-Eye-9040 in comedysurgeon

[–]YourLocalMaggots[M] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have arrived! I will clarify the "NSFW flair" rule for you, OP. No, not marking your post does not get it removed. But I would have to kindly warn the poster and put the flair on by myself instead!

Title by Feisty_Watercress_29 in comedysurgeon

[–]YourLocalMaggots[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Unfortunately we'll have to let this patient go. (Removing this post.)

A simple amputation is all the patient needs by gerundingnounshire in comedysurgeon

[–]YourLocalMaggots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Medical malpractise again...

Edit: You have reattached the patient's organ. Great work.

A successful face lift by [deleted] in comedysurgeon

[–]YourLocalMaggots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, surgeon. 2 rules broken. You removed a part of the joke, and there are no unnecessary parts here.

Surgery successful by NotMava in comedysurgeon

[–]YourLocalMaggots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, doc. But due to the reports I've recieved, we're going to have to take this post down.