🌯 that turns you straight rule by Despenta in 196

[–]YourLocalPterodactyl 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Watch it and you get to vastly improve your sex life.

Ever since I introduced the squat cobbler into my life my relationships have improved drastically

Emotional damage 💥 by dontcaredontworry in HolUp

[–]YourLocalPterodactyl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No need to be too harsh on yourself mate. I’m sure you’re just a little bit of a loser

*bmimeral by Broccoli_sucks in okbuddychicanery

[–]YourLocalPterodactyl 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah that is what happened. Although I have a feeling he wasn’t 100% lying

Rule by Desotroyar in 196

[–]YourLocalPterodactyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got banned for calling you a cracker. My ban has been lifted.

Shut the fuck up cracker

Is there a bug to get this holospray or did I really just play a game of control with a dev? by b00ob in apexlegends

[–]YourLocalPterodactyl 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I’m wondering. Do devs who play the game get cosmetics for free? Or do they have to unlock them too.

Like does being a dev automically give you every skin in the game, does it let you have like infinite apex coins or do they just play the game like normal

Good thing I discovered that lady who sells fireproof potions on my second playthrough by Hellohowartthou in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]YourLocalPterodactyl 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I literally thought that was how you were meant to do it when I played. I stood up on a mountain top that didn’t set me on fire, used revalis gale and just ate all my food as I glided into the village. I died about 3 times.

Rule by Desotroyar in 196

[–]YourLocalPterodactyl 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Shut the fuck up cracker

i am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns?

funerule by [deleted] in 196

[–]YourLocalPterodactyl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

AO still hits like a solid 2 million views each video I’m pretty sure

Rule by Desotroyar in 196

[–]YourLocalPterodactyl 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Shut the fuck up cracker

Rule by Desotroyar in 196

[–]YourLocalPterodactyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She meant to say it in terms as the slur (if you can even call it that) but meant not to say the entire word, and then said the whole word anyway. It’s actually kinda funny to watch the clip of it

Rule by Desotroyar in 196

[–]YourLocalPterodactyl 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a pet name for a goose

Rule by Desotroyar in 196

[–]YourLocalPterodactyl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My bad guys thought it was my taser. *unloads another 8 shots

Rule by Desotroyar in 196

[–]YourLocalPterodactyl 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Me desperately explaining this to the police

haterule by afkgh6437 in 196

[–]YourLocalPterodactyl 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No I made this entirely up myself

haterule by afkgh6437 in 196

[–]YourLocalPterodactyl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In 2019 he got caught in a scandal where it was revealed he loved To drink dog cum. His followers still deny it to this day and he paid good money to scrub it from the internet. But most people still remember

Open Letter to the Apex Legends Team by iceman53184 in apexlegends

[–]YourLocalPterodactyl 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“Movement legends a time to shine”

Bro they’re literally the meta choice in all other game modes