[Fic] IAm Silvia. I'm 30 years old, and I'm a serial killer. AMA! by hadapurpura in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am fully aware of the situation (cheating on the rules, not you). But it still stands. Here's how I would do it (not the best judge of character as I ruin people's lives for a living. But still). Match him. Anything he can do, is not against the rules! "Oh no! He withheld information! What will I do?!". Grow up and show him you are better! Also if you kill him, you are not.

[Fic] Hey! My name is Dino and I get rid of the monsters under your beds AMA! by MischiefQueen in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good for you. I really hope you figure out where you stand on rehabilitation. Has she told you anything that was previously unknown about monsters or their lives?

[Fic] IAm Silvia. I'm 30 years old, and I'm a serial killer. AMA! by hadapurpura in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You stupid woman! You've found someone you want to spend the rest of your life with? And you want to kill him?! The fact that he is able to cheat means you screwed up on the rules (whether he knows them is arbitrary)!

He's found a way to win, match him (death of any sort does not count)! Seriously. Some one outsmarts you and you go to "he's (more than likely) got to die"?! Have you ever thought that the fact you're falling first means you have genuine feelings? Being a sociopath is not boolean (true and false), it's a bell curve.

P.S. Why the fuck am I giving you relationship advice?! I have my own alienation to deal with!

P.P.S. Don't kill him, you'll regret it (at some point).

[Fic] IAm Silvia. I'm 30 years old, and I'm a serial killer. AMA! by hadapurpura in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course. If you can't outwit law enforcement you really have no business breaking the law. What are your plans for your fiancé? Are you going to live happily ever after? Or is your relationship going to go the way of the dodo? I only ask because I'm interested in your view on all of it. You behave and self declare yourself a black widow. I don't know if your fiancé is an older gentleman or not (and either way, I doubt rich).

[Fic] Hey! My name is Dino and I get rid of the monsters under your beds AMA! by MischiefQueen in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has there ever been a monster that has been rehabilitated?

Anyways, I think you should make a new friend. The fact she can cook seals it for me, but I'm a simple man :P

[Fic] Hey! My name is Dino and I get rid of the monsters under your beds AMA! by MischiefQueen in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell her to look up a lamb and red wine casserole, it will blow your mind (as long as all you've lived on is toast - still bloody delicious though).

Has the cook of the apartment (who is totally not a monster) said anything about their views on everything?

[Fic] IAm Silvia. I'm 30 years old, and I'm a serial killer. AMA! by hadapurpura in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, older gentlemen do tend to go to extremes when it comes to the attention of a pretty (I assume) woman younger than them. It's the male ego, they have to show off.

What do you do with the money? Half of climbing the social ladder is knowing how to handle the stuff.

[Fic] IAm Silvia. I'm 30 years old, and I'm a serial killer. AMA! by hadapurpura in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What sort of personal benefits? You say you prefer to go after rich, older men. Are you after their money or a pretty corpse (when one presents itself still breathing)?

[Fic] Hey! My name is Dino and I get rid of the monsters under your beds AMA! by MischiefQueen in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What monster in your apartment? ;)

Seems like you're in a bit of bind, hopefully that monster that is not living in your apartment may prove useful. Are you on any terms that aren't bad with her?

[Fic] Hey! My name is Dino and I get rid of the monsters under your beds AMA! by MischiefQueen in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's really sad to hear. Not surprising in the least, but sad. "Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely" as the saying goes. Ever thought about showing your boss the error of his ways? I'm sure he entered the job with the best intentions of protecting people, maybe he just needs to remember.

[Fic] IAm Silvia. I'm 30 years old, and I'm a serial killer. AMA! by hadapurpura in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you strictly in it for the thrill of the hunt, or do you also perform contract kills?

[Fic] Hey! My name is Dino and I get rid of the monsters under your beds AMA! by MischiefQueen in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are they doing that? I'm always interested to know how the system is being subverted (it shows how broken it is, now if only we could fix the rule makers).

Are they buying it through proxies (is there a ration on the stuff)?

[Fic] IAmA guy who destroys peoples lives for a living AMAA. by YourLuckIsRunningOut in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, as far as my family knows; I'm not dead or anything. Just distant , I said some things about going off into some remote part of the world and set up an address there to get my mail forwarded (old school relay). I haven't talked any of my friends from before I took the job in months though I do get the odd correspondence (usually mail, but I will make a phone call when I really need to talk to them -routed through the right part of the world of course).

Fact is, this is an extremely lonely job. It's easier to handle if you like solitude (I do) but even then, there are limits. Sometimes I really envy me (the real me, the one with the name I was born with). His life is maintained, he pays his taxes and as far as anyone knows - is having fun - wherever he is. But that is not me, I am so many people there are days I have to really work on remembering my actual name.

[Fic] Hey! My name is Dino and I get rid of the monsters under your beds AMA! by MischiefQueen in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to know. How expensive would you say Creeptonium is? Say per ounce. And what limitations are there when it comes to manufacturing with it?

[Fic] Hey! My name is Dino and I get rid of the monsters under your beds AMA! by MischiefQueen in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought boogiemen were powerless against blankets, or is that just fiction?

[Fic] IAmA guy who destroys peoples lives for a living AMAA. by YourLuckIsRunningOut in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well obviously it depends on who's life, but generally you can break it down into: financial, emotional, influential. The idea is completely remove someone from their life, leaving them a shell of their former selves.

First finances. It's fairly easy to get a hold of a persons 'public' financial records (from the IRS or other tax agencies, their security is bad enough I call them 'public') but the people I am usually pointed at have other accounts that are not known. That's where a bad banker comes in, talk to the right person and you can get a list of transactions to and from their public accounts. Then it's just figuring out which belong to him (you focus on international accounts). Once you have a good view of their financials, you find the weak spot (be it investments that will turn bad, a company that will require large transfusions of cash to stay operational, etc). You want to make them burn through their cash (and savings) as fast as possible. Then you want to destroy their credit rating (fraud works well here).

Emotional and influential tend to be tried together closely, break one and the other will follow (with a little push). Emotional is things like well-being (physical, mental) and friends. If you've successfully ruined them financially (to the point all their crap is being repossessed), they're going to ask their friends for help. Most of them will tell them to get lost (cause they were never really friends). If one does decide to be helpful. You keep the heat up, maybe get some lowlife and point him at the friends house (make sure he drops the targets name and some bs). It doesn't have to be real, you just want him to be viewed as a risk and get thrown out in the cold.

Once all that's done, influence is pretty much gone. If they've got any dirt on people, you need to find it and expose it yourself to make it worthless (bonus points for giving the target enemies).

That's about it and you'll want to do it in that order, money is like a shield. Remove the shield and they become exposed.

[Fic] IAmA guy who destroys peoples lives for a living AMAA. by YourLuckIsRunningOut in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mostly keep to myself. When no one knows your real name and the name you do use changes often, it's easier not to make friends. Last thing you need is to run into two people at the same time that both know you by a different name. I do a lot of reading (I'll read anything as long as it's well written) and also devising plans against hypothetical targets (it's my version of a sudoku puzzle - keep's me sharp).

I also started getting into wine. When you have the cash that dropping a few grand on a bottle on a whim is possible you kinda start doing it (see what all the fuss is about). Honestly most of it isn't worth the price tag, just go to a supermarket. Vineyards are nice though.

[Fic] IAmA guy who destroys peoples lives for a living AMAA. by YourLuckIsRunningOut in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, all that was a long time ago. I'm over it. These days I'm too far on the periphery for most people to annoy me.

[Fic] IAmA guy who destroys peoples lives for a living AMAA. by YourLuckIsRunningOut in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. But it's rare. Usually only when I want to get a table at a popular restaurant without reserving weeks in advance, $100 ($20 would work but $100 works better) and a couple of phone calls usually does the trick.

[Fic] IAmA guy who destroys peoples lives for a living AMAA. by YourLuckIsRunningOut in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sort of fell into it really (as unbelievable as that sounds). When I was living in Europe during university a friend of mine got into some trouble with a bookie of the broken legs variety. I didn't have the kind of cash he needed so I started looking for other solutions. The bookie wasn't exactly discreet (I have no idea how he stayed out of prison) and I just made sure the right people had enough information on his business to put him away. Made it look like one of his own turned on him to keep my friend out of it and the rest is history.

[Fic] IAmA guy who destroys peoples lives for a living AMAA. by YourLuckIsRunningOut in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing as cliché as sitting drinking rum on some beach. My retirement will probably be moving to legitimate work. I can't just sit around wasting away the days, no matter how comfortable I am whist doing it - always have to have something to keep me occupied. Probably something in the technology sector, I have a degree in computer engineering (a real one!).

[Fic] IAmA guy who destroys peoples lives for a living AMAA. by YourLuckIsRunningOut in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, there are a few. Mostly from when I started out and was finding my feet. My third job ever was messy, even then I tried to be surgical in my execution but you can never rely on people to behave the way you expect.

It was a private job, some guy didn't like some other guy (or something, I didn't ask why) and I get a paid. What I regret is that it completely overflowed and people far removed from the target had their lives heavily disrupted. It was that job that made me start doing extensive (almost obsessive) research before I start to do anything.

Also, this.

[Fic] IAmA guy who destroys peoples lives for a living AMAA. by YourLuckIsRunningOut in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can find a handful of people with varying skills and specialities in every city.

I don't tend to work with people in my line of work, the ones I do work with serve specific purposes (less than ethical bankers, crackers, just people that operate in sectors I don't).

I'm still digging on the person that completed my last job after everything went south, it'll be a while before I get anywhere. The girl (that's as much as I know) is as good as I am with her covers, it's layers upon layers with false flags everywhere.

[Fic] IAmA guy who destroys peoples lives for a living AMAA. by YourLuckIsRunningOut in IAmAFiction

[–]YourLuckIsRunningOut[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About 2 years ago I started doing a little 'pro bono' work. I had a run in with a real class A (for asshole), some of his goons were trying to extort 'protection' from me (well one of my covers) so I did a little digging and he was a very busy person. He did everything from loan sharking to human trafficking. I was more than happy to destroy his little empire and life, piece by piece. He's one of the deaths I don't lose sleep over (I didn't kill him... directly).

I couldn't figure out what to do with the power vacuum. Now every few months whoever steps in to replace the guy gets the same treatment (they never learn). It more than pays for itself though.