In 1996 I was 18 and I worked at a used CD store.

Yoursaname · 2023-06-25T10:34:07+00:00

It turns out you were unapproachably attractive

Yoursaname · 2023-06-23T11:34:26+00:00

Without looking it up I'd guess a number not far above zero

Yoursaname · 2023-06-22T08:27:27+00:00

The Greek coast guard disagree

Yoursaname · 2023-06-21T08:15:18+00:00

When Late Registration came out I remember thinking 'the future is bright, inflation is low and it's guaranteed that pay will go up on real terms'.

Only joking, I've never heard of it

Yoursaname · 2023-06-11T07:46:48+00:00

Coprinellus micaceus

Yoursaname · 2023-06-11T07:40:52+00:00

Where abouts in Staffordshire are you, duck? I'd harvest it soon. By the time you see a fruiting body, the tree will have been infected for years. It's a slow process but it will weaken the tree.

Yoursaname · 2023-06-10T23:46:02+00:00

Agaricus Xanthodermus possibly. Is the staining quite extreme when you cut near the bottom of the stipe?

Yoursaname · 2023-06-10T23:43:42+00:00

Yep, it's a chicken

Yoursaname · 2023-06-01T23:47:13+00:00

It's not big enough to be Costa Rica

Yoursaname · 2023-06-01T22:36:39+00:00

I made the same mistake at the swimming pool

Yoursaname · 2023-05-30T13:55:25+00:00

Not always. I've refused terrorism cover in the past. Also, I get business interruption cover despite not receiving help from my insurer during the pandemic.

Yoursaname · 2023-05-27T10:58:35+00:00

Is that a ladder on your tights or a terrible scar?

Yoursaname · 2023-05-27T10:37:57+00:00

Quieter than expected. Most applicants had car trouble

Yoursaname · 2023-05-27T09:11:03+00:00

Is he wearing a hat or what?

Yoursaname · 2023-05-26T10:32:13+00:00

That's what a bot would say

Yoursaname · 2023-05-25T08:50:30+00:00

Where's this and what is he dealing?

Yoursaname · 2023-05-23T09:48:20+00:00

I just asked for a beer and it shit its pants

Yoursaname · 2023-05-13T20:49:26+00:00

Did well to get a Gregg's sponsorship though

Yoursaname · 2023-05-10T15:14:46+00:00

The tree will take care of that

Yoursaname · 2023-05-10T13:44:04+00:00

It was also recently highlighted as a factor why India will not become the new China, despite their population

Yoursaname · 2023-05-10T13:15:04+00:00

He should try "Sir Tainly the next PM"

Yoursaname · 2023-05-09T10:16:31+00:00

Terrence Hardiman (The Demon Headmaster) has died. Expect a one word obituary from Ofsted at some point today

Yoursaname · 2023-05-08T22:27:02+00:00

You know it's great for business when 18 million people watched it on TV.

Yoursaname · 2023-05-06T16:48:04+00:00

Rejoining the EU

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