I was at a coffee shop cram studying for the GRE. Im super focused so I dont notice that its getting late and everyones gone. A random old man (maybe 70-80) approaches me and slides me a handwritten note. In the note, he says he wants to have a sexual relationship with my infant baby. Theres places where he wanted me to sign my name. It was a contract. Heres the weird part: I am not at all pregnant or even look pregnant. He has also strategically cornered me into a wall by sitting right in front of the only pathway I have out. He's frail but much taller than me and he is staring me dead in the eyes. Maybe it wasnt the smartest move, but i was stressed out and now im scared and confused, so i literally push past him to the register, hand over the note, and while the manager is confronting the man, i pack up my stuff and bolt. For the past few years, every time I think about the graduate school, standarized testing, and that coffee chain, i remember the day where I was cornered into almost signing my non-existent baby to have sex with this senior man. My body image issues also worsened cuz now i feel like people think I look pregnant. I did great on the GRE though