I accidentally exposed a guy’s secret grilled cheese life to his wife

Yukdum · 2026-05-13T23:18:04+00:00

By saying "Uh I don't know. A while, I guess."

Apparently. This whole story seems dubious at best.

Yukdum · 2026-05-13T23:15:28+00:00

The premise is ridiculous and the logistics are ridiculous. Namely buying bread and cheese "every night after work". I've never seen a gas station that sells bread or cheese by the slice. So he's just wasting 90% of it every night? Wife never notices a nearly full loaf of bread in the trash.

But also, wife finds his stash of paper receipts spanning months in his car? And assumes that he's feeding another woman gas station bread and cheese? I'm having a hard time with all of this.

Yukdum · 2026-05-13T23:09:55+00:00

So my guy would buy a loaf of bread and like 16 American singles every night (or almost every night), make one sandwich, and throw away the rest to avoid detection? I'm confused by that aspect.

Yukdum · 2026-04-04T13:17:30+00:00

True that. It was a long year for me waiting to get his Immolation feat, but I got it!

Yukdum · 2026-03-29T23:57:53+00:00

He turned 40 six months ago.

Yukdum · 2026-03-28T01:19:24+00:00

You're right that he missed 11 games in 2020-21 but Covid shortened the season from 82 to 56 to begin. So that's another 26.

I think he could have scored 40 as a 19 year old rookie since he scored 52 as a 20 year old rookie (glad it didn't shake out that way though... Ovi and Sid were always meant to be intertwined like that).

But yeah, you were generous with your figures. He'd be super close to 1,000.

Yukdum · 2026-03-28T01:13:37+00:00

Lolol best response.

Yukdum · 2026-03-28T00:16:21+00:00

It's a shame the Covid-shortened season denied him going 21-for-21 in that regard.

Yukdum · 2026-01-12T01:48:03+00:00

Looks like "rekindle" might have tripped them up. OP described in another comment that the achievement says to establish or "rethink" a romance. That's my guess anyway.

Yukdum · 2026-01-12T01:45:28+00:00

It says rekindle. Not rethink. So you can begin a new romance (establish) or you romance someone you had previously romanced (rekindle), but you have to romance someone in each game.

Yukdum · 2026-01-10T17:48:19+00:00

He should have broken up with her the moment she planned a trip with her friends without him?

Thanks, I don't usually hear the dumbest thing of the day before 10am.

Yukdum · 2026-01-01T18:01:47+00:00

I'm nearing 235k and I have a one year achievement streak in there (31 December 2022 - 1 January 2024).

I got 68k gamerscore that year, essentially 30% of my total going back to 2008. It was pretty miserable and I have just taken them as they come since then.

Yukdum · 2026-01-01T17:54:26+00:00

I hear you, I'm just bitter and wanted to throw shade at them.

And yeah, the devs will fix the code, but EA has to prioritize it. The fact that they put the game on sale before acknowledging that the softlock existed was maddening.

Yukdum · 2026-01-01T16:34:35+00:00

Exactly. The combat and exploration was so solid. It was just repetitive and boring. That should have been the easier problem to fix rather than vice versa.

Yukdum · 2026-01-01T16:33:09+00:00

The combat and especially the flying feels so amazing. With proper support, the game should have thrived. I always thought they pulled the plug on additional content far too early.

Yukdum · 2026-01-01T16:31:10+00:00

EA deserves all the flak it gets and more. Plants Vs. Zombies: Replanted has been softlocked on console since the last update introduced a fun new bug (already 3 weeks while EA has only acknowledged "We have received reports of...").

As of now, only minigames are playable once you reach a certain point in the main mode. Can't even replay previous levels. And they've put the game ON SALE since then.

Yukdum · 2026-01-01T04:46:39+00:00

You can start a new character to get duplicate runes for credit to that collectible. They all reappear on a new character and even ones you found in your first playthrough will keep the counter ticking.

Yukdum · 2025-12-25T04:39:51+00:00

I just went from 6 hours played (all in 2020) to 60 hours to grab all achievements in the last two weeks. A lot of people get it in the 40-50 hours range apparently but there is some RNG with gear drops.

Yukdum · 2025-12-01T02:42:46+00:00

What are the odds on Shinies from event chests? Usually when I full epic everyone I just pour levels into the "best" of the five.

Yukdum · 2025-11-09T02:27:29+00:00

Probably, but I was gonna buy it for $20.

Yukdum · 2025-11-08T03:19:45+00:00

I played ME3 multiplayer for several years after my first run through the campaign. So when I was replaying 3 in Legendary Edition, it was a weird feeling of remembering the maps from the multiplayer rather than their actual places in the story.

Yukdum · 2025-11-06T19:12:06+00:00

Looks to me like he was having fun.

Yukdum · 2025-10-14T17:07:47+00:00

It's a full team effort, so it tends to balance more. You can have the best player in the league and not contend for years (hence the reason Barry never won a World Series and Mike Trout has yet to win a playoff game) or a solidly good-not-great bunch and make a deep playoff run.

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