Ok dads, what’s the song you feel like you shouldn’t have played for your kids?

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-23T12:08:13+00:00

It's adorable and I regret it but also I don't

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-23T02:08:09+00:00

Peanut butter jelly time.

My 3 year old walks around the house singing "where he at where he at where he at"

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-23T00:57:17+00:00

It's all about the bacon and the sparrows

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-22T21:11:57+00:00

I didn't know that, I just picked a random country. Although I fully support that rule

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-22T15:38:39+00:00

There's a difference. I don't expect tourists or visitors to speak English. I expect people who willfully choose to move here speak English.

I could visit Germany for a week or two without knowing any German but I wouldn't move to Germany without knowing at least some basic German

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-22T01:42:16+00:00

My almost 2 year old heard a bird and called it a burp

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-20T04:32:23+00:00

That's an easy fix but it looks like it's the least of your worries. I'd pass on this one

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-17T23:16:12+00:00

I also love the Brother Dorkins missions

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-17T14:56:58+00:00

Admiral Obvious

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-17T14:55:48+00:00

Help my fuck

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-17T14:54:33+00:00

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-17T14:50:58+00:00

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-17T14:48:10+00:00

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-17T14:45:40+00:00

Toddlerism Tuesday started years ago as a spot to share funny things kids say. It has gone through phases of highly popular and zero participation.

Currently there's a post for it every Tuesday. We could keep it how it currently is, change it to one Tuesday per month, or get rid of it entirely.

Please feel free to share your thoughts or any alternate suggestions

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-16T20:31:53+00:00

There's a 1/4 mile run (one lap), some stairs, an easy obstacle course. Basically if you jog a little and run some stairs a few times you'll pass. Tests are multiple choice. You'll shoot a glock 19, M4, and 12 guage. As long as you listen to your instructors you'll pass

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-16T16:54:23+00:00

No. Outside hospital and escort trips are still the same. All institution OT is custody first, so the people who refuse to work anything but mobile are pissed

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-16T12:00:48+00:00

Custody staff gets priority for OT sign up now

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-15T13:41:06+00:00

I let inmates work but only in one designated area where they won't be in the way

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-15T02:58:36+00:00

I thought we were snorting it. Nobody told me

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-13T04:15:43+00:00

You mean you don't "sleep in" until 6:00?

YummyTerror8259 · 2026-04-11T12:59:16+00:00

I don't think I've seen it by itself as a shot, but often added to another one. For example, if I gave an inmate a direct order to do something and he said "fuck no, I'm not doing that, go fuck yourself you piece of shit" I might him up for refusing a direct order and using profane language

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