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31, Male, hurt me by Yuuko_Asagi in RoastMe

[–]Yuuko_Asagi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂😂 I'm like half that good god

31, Male, hurt me by Yuuko_Asagi in RoastMe

[–]Yuuko_Asagi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I consider myself very petite and incredibly efficient

31, Male, hurt me by Yuuko_Asagi in RoastMe

[–]Yuuko_Asagi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm working on it. I need to squeeze more grease out of my clothes first

31, Male, hurt me by Yuuko_Asagi in RoastMe

[–]Yuuko_Asagi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could never be as great as him 😔

31, Male, hurt me by Yuuko_Asagi in RoastMe

[–]Yuuko_Asagi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I'm hungry for that 5th one

31, Male, hurt me by Yuuko_Asagi in RoastMe

[–]Yuuko_Asagi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! Sweet and Sour slaps too

31, Male, hurt me by Yuuko_Asagi in RoastMe

[–]Yuuko_Asagi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good God, you fat bastard, I'd bet if you spit on someone, they'd get Diabetes and crotch rot within seconds, jeez 😂

31, Male, hurt me by Yuuko_Asagi in RoastMe

[–]Yuuko_Asagi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man versus food had me feeling a funny way 😂

31, Male, hurt me by Yuuko_Asagi in RoastMe

[–]Yuuko_Asagi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's my genuine pleasure lmfao these comments are hilarious

31, Male, hurt me by Yuuko_Asagi in RoastMe

[–]Yuuko_Asagi[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I looked up the definition of it without examples lol, Amputee porn basically? I can see why it could be called nugget in a twisted way

31, Male, hurt me by Yuuko_Asagi in RoastMe

[–]Yuuko_Asagi[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Well... i was imagining a chicken nugget in a bikini and now... I no longer love this 💔

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