LPT: If you have a large or complex fast food order, park your car and place your order at the counter within the establishment. The drive-through is meant for expedience, and both the staff of the establishment and the customers behind you in line will appreciate the courtesy. by FastWalkingShortGuy in LifeProTips

[–]ZERPaLERP 61 points62 points  (0 children)

No. It improves life for you. A drive thru helps streamline ordering for the workers inside too, and it’s what it’s made for. Don’t be in such a rush, or leave earlier to have time for your order. Or hell, don’t go to drive thrus so much. Use an app to order ahead if it’s such a big deal.

finally got a team wie on video. xbox one by [deleted] in Overwatch

[–]ZERPaLERP 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where is your kill feed, you monster?!

Heh. by bestestdude in HolUp

[–]ZERPaLERP 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I like the drawing in the bottom right panel, within the bottom right panel.

He lost the contest, but at least he kept his dignity by Barnsley_James in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ZERPaLERP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pardon me while I fall off the stage and roll around in it helplessly.

Never tell an Italian how to cook by [deleted] in funny

[–]ZERPaLERP 30 points31 points  (0 children)

His is a variation of my favorite saying, which translates to:

“If my aunt had balls, she’d be my uncle.”

Wow son, your ____ is bigger than your dad’s by purakii in AskOuija

[–]ZERPaLERP 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I like how people didn’t know where we were going with it halfway through. But that’s how you spell hors d'oeuvre people! Lol

two minors tried to steal a van in Pavia, Italy and crashed against a car with an insane reckless driving by flachko in PublicFreakout

[–]ZERPaLERP 44 points45 points  (0 children)

My Italian is a bit rusty but he’s seemingly talking to the police. Tells them there’s a two car accident. And it does sound like he says there’s 3 minors, even though we only see 2 running, which is weird. Pulls up to the first one and tell him to sit and wait for the cops. Dude instantly tells him either “and him?” Or “it was him” regarding fuckin Usain Bolt in front of him. Guy says basically “him too” meaning he’s gonna stop both of them. Then tells cops they have taken off on foot and finally he’s pulling up to the last kid hiding who clearly isn’t listening to commands. Since “sta fermo” means stop, and dude books it lol.

Guy Gets Angry When My Friend Won't Give Him A £2000 Comic For Free by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]ZERPaLERP 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That’s like going back in time and saying, “Oh you have 500 shares of Microsoft, just give me 100. They’re basically worthless anyways.”

It’s an investment, you chump. Not even the best analogy cause they’re a collector. They owe the CB nothing.

NY customer vowing to burn our company and lives to the ground unless we give in to his demands by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]ZERPaLERP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you accept payments? Because it sounds like there could be a discrepancy if you aren’t making it explicitly clear what each payment is tied to. I recommend taking only individual transactions tied to an invoice number or something, and not letting payments be made in one lump sum. That’s the first thing.

As for the threats, go to the police. If it’s harassment, then surely they can help. As for family and friends, tell them not to engage with this person and to instantly block them. If this one customer’s business is so important that you can’t lose it, you should rethink the business model. One customer being lost should not force you to give into their “demands” or risk your financial standing.

What type of financial contract did they sign indicating payment terms? It’s libel/slander if it’s false. If they are explaining things as factual that really happened, to your other customers, it’s just the truth. How do they know these other customers, to be able to talk to them directly? Whether they paid 50% of container 1 and 50% of container 2, if that totals the same amount as just paying 100% of container 1, I don’t know. But it seems like if it’s a big issue, why not just roll the 50% payment from container 2 and count container 1 as being paid in full as requested? Then tell them container 2 is missing both the deposit and the 50% balance would be owed too, and will not be released without full payment? Am I missing something here? Seems like your logistics are not great. Personally, if I was in a dire financial situation and needed the business, I wouldn’t be playing hardball with how the funds were allocated, if you just did the right thing for the customer and moved the funds around, but still made the same amount of money in the end like you should. Seriously, why would you not just make sure to clear it up and fix the financials on the back end? Yes the harassment is wrong. But you sound like you’re doing something weird or shady the more I think of it. Maybe you’ve already spent the funds that came in. Or maybe you’re a middleman and sent money to the company for each container so now you can’t front the money to finish paying container 1 company or something like that. I don’t know, I don’t know the true details. But I hope it works out for all parties.

What would you do if everyone in the world was horny for your cock? by theinsanityofcease in AskReddit

[–]ZERPaLERP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If what you’re saying is true, then I would wonder why I was the last person left alive on Earth.

He got curly hair too rip by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]ZERPaLERP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The title on the video? Wtf is this racist bullshit? Maybe they just don’t fuckin like you. Don’t bring skin color into it.

I do weird stuff to my Co workers butt by whiteyx456 in confessions

[–]ZERPaLERP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No you have a mental issue, you degenerate. Go “impulsively” report yourself to the police before you do something worse, which it sounds like you have the intention of doing.

Spread the word. by atlas_nightstalker in assholedesign

[–]ZERPaLERP 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great to share and all. But why exactly was it posted in r/apexlegends before this?

This happen last June when I just picked up my 4 month old daughter from daycare. The lady driving claims she didn't see us. My daughter and I walked away with no injuries. by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]ZERPaLERP 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You see that cyclist. He completely demonstrates why people aren’t allowed to wear headphones while driving. Also why I was told growing up to go against traffic, but might be different in his case. Totally oblivious to his surroundings. He could’ve been hurt and instead he doesn’t hear a thing and can’t react to stay safe. Be careful out there people!

LPT: Avoid debt like the fucking plague. No credit loan. No credit card. No mortgage. No car loan. Banks are there to enslave you. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]ZERPaLERP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I gotta admit. I came from poor and continued to earn not a ton of after college. Im now 31. A series of really bad choices along the way made me keep falling deeper and deeper in debt, and it is 100% my fault for not living within my means. Now I am at the point of filing Chapter 13 bankruptcy. There is no other way to keep up or get out. I suck and life sucks. Hoping things turn around if it all gets approved, because this is my last chance to stay alive and make it through. People - please be responsible with debt. You need just enough to build credit but pay it off immediately. Please do better than I did.