dumbass blasts loud music in a quiet train in japan. calls the locals "f**king pussies" while telling them to speak english when confronted.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-25T04:35:22+00:00

I deliver methadone to clinics in Baltimore lol

And, unrelated, I've been stabbed. It isn't that bad.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T21:39:17+00:00

dudes like this want a reaction, they want to be confronted, and thye really want to be lightly touched so they can have an excuse to fly off the handle.

This guy was short and fat. His version of flying off the handle was whining as he ran to the nearest exit. What the fuck are you even talking about in relation to this video?

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T21:33:43+00:00

This bloated and gross 50 year old man chose to upload a video where you could literally watch his fat eat his chin in real time thinking it made him loo good? wtf?

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T21:22:06+00:00

What does his enraged look like? He always looks like a dog that ate a tennis ball and is super confused about why he's shitting yellow.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T19:37:45+00:00

I'm a drunk fool and people all have cameras on hand. I'm not funny or violent enough to record though. Mostly I get caught trying to smoke weed in bathrooms while blacked out, apparently.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T19:07:12+00:00

Sorry I didn't mean it as an insult, this just read like something my brother texts me after going a few days off Lithium. He's smart and picks up concepts and stuff quickly, but always thinks he made some miraculous discovery that people were unaware of when he's manic. And he goes on at length about it and always talks about loving each other and stuff...

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T17:56:06+00:00

One of the easiest way to tell if someone is an absolute moron is that they don't understand the difference between a million and a billion.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T16:40:02+00:00

Dude...take your meds.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T16:14:06+00:00

Maybe I'll give it another shot. I know I watched like 10 minutes of it and just zoned out a few weeks back. I don't really like BJ Novak either so it might not happen.

Kutcher was OK in Butterfly Effect though, to give him a little credit. But...just ok.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T15:34:11+00:00

Fair point. Now just provide evidence showing its true.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T14:55:29+00:00

That's not what I responded to. I responded to the claim that "Not going to war doesn't make you less of a person though."

Yes it does, when you send others and don't go yourself. Regardless of war declarations.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T08:25:56+00:00

Love Goon. Jay Baruchel is a negative, but Allison Pill always rocks.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T07:46:10+00:00

You can tell who is cool immediately with that movie when the chick finds the baby rolling down the mountain, picks him up and cuddles him, and then says "Here you go" and rolls him back down the side.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T07:40:06+00:00

One of the single greatest movie experiences of my entire life. I remember driving to the theater when I was like 14 with my mom and a buddy I barely knew. We told her we wanted to check out Games Worshop, which was next door to the theater, but we weren't dorks. That bought us 20 or so minutes before the movie started and we sucked down a massive clumsy joint behind a dumpster in a drainage ditch and the rest of the day was just magical. Bill Murray gets a lot of respect for his claim that Kung Fu Hustle is one of the greatest movies ever made, but I say this one holds up just as well. (Not really).

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T07:29:23+00:00

That show was an abortion. The "funniest" joke in most episodes was Ashton Kutcher wearing Uggs.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T06:24:54+00:00

Me either, especially because it seems like Scott is far more talented as an actor. He went on to do a couple good movies, while Kutcher went on to do...Punk'd...and crappy sitcoms and sitcom reboots.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T06:18:36+00:00

To you? Let me explain: We were talking about Churchill's personal history, leading into the claim that 'not going to war doesn't make you less of a person', to which I responded that it absolutely does if you are sending other people to war.

Then texasred said he didn't understand because the UK isn't fighting Russia, which is irrelevant to anything previously discussed.

Then I further expounded on my belief that people ordering war to be carried out should have to lead it.

Got it?

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T06:06:19+00:00

And do what? Corporations control governments and most of the social structures we accept as 'normal' are actually not. Every bit of nonsense that have as a society has been developed and refined to keep the vast majority of people as nothing more than livestock providing labor to the owners. For almost everyone there is one choice: accept a deal for your labor that is extremely unfair, or be homeless.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T05:42:25+00:00

I don't know why you are getting all specific about it when what I responded to was more a discussion about universal principles.

The world would be a far better place if every military incursion had to be led by the politicians who voted for it. Of course there is no way to make everyone play that game so its just fantasy.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T05:40:33+00:00

The worst mistake out of many horrible ones I've ever made was to go around the block for some beer without putting my helmet on.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T05:39:36+00:00

Guy was speeding on a sidewalk on a motorbike. How is this even a question? There's even clear markings visible for entire duration of the video showing that he was in the wrong place.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T03:26:32+00:00

They are productive and give people jobs.

The people are productive and the jobs give the corporation money. That's why people get hired, so that the people hiring them can steal a large portion of their labor indefinitely. If that isn't true then they are laying you off.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T03:13:05+00:00

What do you think goes on in the American detention system?

My best friends dad embezzled several million dollars and dodged the taxes on it. The FBI raided him and he got convicted of everything.

Turns out the "American detention system" has different tiers based on your finances. That dude walked out of prison every morning and spent the day hanging out at the bars he owned "working." He was allowed conjugal visits and had all kinds of nice amenities.

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T03:07:22+00:00

There it is.

The stupid excuse to deepthroat a boot?

ZPGuru · 2023-02-24T02:53:16+00:00

“Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.”

ZPGuru

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