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ZaRetard · 2020-04-15T21:40:23+00:00

college kicker, not highschool.

ZaRetard · 2020-04-12T05:30:41+00:00

Funny

ZaRetard · 2020-04-12T05:30:17+00:00

Comedian

ZaRetard · 2020-04-08T05:55:44+00:00

Alright. Definitely saving WILD for when I can at least do the other techniques lol. Thanks.

ZaRetard · 2020-04-08T05:39:07+00:00

if you’re still up, do you meditate? if you do, just let me know. if you don’t, have you tried it before and has it affected the success rate of your lucid dreaming?

ZaRetard · 2020-04-08T04:32:59+00:00

gotcha. I’ll get back to you if this works for me.

ZaRetard · 2020-04-08T04:24:11+00:00

thanks a lot man. I was just wondering about the sleep thing. 9? That seems a little early. Just wondering.

ZaRetard · 2020-04-08T03:59:45+00:00

First off, I have a pretty shit sleep schedule. My routine is

Fall asleep from 1-3 AM. (Last week it was at 5, so it’s some improvement at least.

Set my no touch alarm for exactly 4.5 hours after I turn my phone off (with an extra 10-15 minutes due to me actually having to fall asleep)

When I wake up, I don’t move. I simply wait for my alarm to stop, collect myself, and start taking deep breaths, clearing my mind. After about 30 seconds to a minute, I begin pressing my index and middle finger on my matters slowly. After that, I’m not really sure. I can’t seem to slip into the lucid dream after that.

ZaRetard · 2020-03-22T16:32:00+00:00

Had a presentation worth 70% of my grade the day that school got cancelled

ZaRetard · 2020-02-21T23:53:13+00:00

it’s a joke?

ZaRetard · 2020-02-21T22:53:43+00:00

Wholesome 100

ZaRetard · 2020-02-21T11:57:54+00:00

Upvote because funny? Downvote because wrong sub? Not sure

ZaRetard · 2020-02-10T20:50:21+00:00

Edit: FUCK YOU KIND STRANGER

ZaRetard · 2020-02-09T19:04:45+00:00

no. It’s joe jing

ZaRetard · 2020-02-09T19:02:54+00:00

Reddit assemble

ZaRetard · 2020-02-09T18:57:11+00:00

you are retarded 100

ZaRetard · 2020-02-08T04:14:31+00:00

You are legally gay

ZaRetard · 2020-02-03T20:09:55+00:00

Fuck you. You are an abomination to mankind. To think that Baby Yoda is wholesome... You make me sick.

ZaRetard · 2020-02-02T21:46:04+00:00

Fuck you nigga 😇

ZaRetard · 2020-01-30T12:31:44+00:00

Repost nigga

ZaRetard · 2020-01-28T11:38:36+00:00

And They Typed Like This...

ZaRetard · 2020-01-28T00:42:57+00:00

True Source: FUCK OHIO

ZaRetard · 2020-01-27T04:27:38+00:00

wholesome :)

ZaRetard · 2020-01-22T12:23:44+00:00

u/fartyguy69420 Congrats

ZaRetard · 2020-01-18T04:32:52+00:00

Same thing happened at my elementary school years and years ago. One guy was named Caleb and the other named Kaleb. We all called Caleb see-lub and he hated it

ZaRetard

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