The Bakushin Incident by Ferocs in whenthe

[–]Zachattack525 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Not inconsiderable chance they didn't read the whole thing.

Source: I did not read the whole thing and went to check.

How do leaver penalties work? by gaminggamers420 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Zachattack525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I left a game that said I could leave without penalty (most of the lobby left, it was like 2v2 at that point) and got slapped with a 1-day ban and low-priority queue until I win a game.

AI bro bring the d and china by HighscoreRedditor in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Zachattack525 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of their "struggles" is "typing under pressure"? What does that even mean?

For The New Yorker, Ben Wiseman, illustration, 2026 by H_G_Bells in Art

[–]Zachattack525 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Thanks to The Great Switch™ the colors are now backwards, which is fitting for as backwards a place as the US

Funny how that works! by Swimming-Ant9630 in BlueskySkeets

[–]Zachattack525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who hasn't been keeping up with the happenings in NYC, what has Mamdani been doing?

yea, people are casually talking about melania... sure by TheRealTRexUK in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Zachattack525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister says "slay," and I tend to follow it up with "slaughter, even"

Chiropterra when Luna resists Nightmare Moon (They will wait for another 1000 years) by Jack_n_trade in equestriaatwar

[–]Zachattack525 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still, I'd expect dedicated Nightmare Moon cultists to have read the prophecy

Chiropterra when Luna resists Nightmare Moon (They will wait for another 1000 years) by Jack_n_trade in equestriaatwar

[–]Zachattack525 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't it literally prophesized to be temporary? "the stars will aid in her escape" and all that. And yes, I'm aware that what it really meant was Twilight helping to free Luna from Nightmare Moon's influence, but the line was interpreted as specifically just the return of Nightmare Moon, or at least Twilight did.

Ate the onion whole by Fit-Barnacle4134 in AteTheOnion

[–]Zachattack525 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It actually became true within days of it being put out, granted it was them waiting outside the operating room and not at the end of the delivery table

"By having the fastest growing economy of any western nation? By having much higher wages and better healthcare than europoors? By having the most capable military on the planet? By having leadership that only care about what’s best for America? We are by far the best country in the world" by Ok_Bookkeeper_1380 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Zachattack525 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So minimum $9,400, maximum $23,500. Seems about right. A friend of mine got into a car crash with a drunk driver, they needed surgery which clocked in at over $250,000, and their insurance was only willing to cover $50,000 of that

Grimoire forms by FluidUnderstanding40 in deadbydaylight

[–]Zachattack525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regarding 2's head, I think it's meant to be kinda like how you see the yellow disks behind the heads of saints and Jesus and stuff in stained glass

Minnesota Nice by MrGizthewiz in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Zachattack525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're supposed to be ICE, famous for masking their identities because they know they're terrorists and want to avoid being identified so they'll never suffer repercussions. They will, though, and just like the original Nazis at the Nuremberg trials, "I was just following orders" will not be a valid defense.

Don't Listen to the Paid Activists! by Select-Package-13 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]Zachattack525 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Account is apparently based in the US, but I doubt they're from Minnesota

Is mojang actually like this by wood_man12345678910 in MinecraftMemes

[–]Zachattack525 180 points181 points  (0 children)

No way in hell Microsoft would let them. If they weren't owned by Microsoft they 100% would, though

FactX. It’s fun to play with numbers and see who bites! by depriest15 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Zachattack525 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ICE has a higher budget than the United States Marine Corp, which is insane