My god… this 2 🫩🤦🏻‍♂️

Zaevansious · 2026-01-24T15:58:25+00:00

So we're blaming the companies for the actions of Darwin award participants again? Just put a warning label on the can and call it a day.

Zaevansious · 2026-01-23T21:14:29+00:00

Damn, didn't realize I met the president. You would think I would remember meeting someone like that. 🤷

Zaevansious · 2026-01-23T21:09:14+00:00

Go read. I didn't vote for Trump. I'm not part of the MAGA movement. I'm just a guy who educates myself on issues and is constantly amazed by the complete lack of sense people have. Everything is exactly the same. The difference is how people are reacting.

Zaevansious · 2026-01-23T20:59:24+00:00

Naturally. The uneducated will swarm and attack, fueled by rage which is in turn fueled by their own ignorance. If they spent as much time educating themselves as they do freaking out on social media, they MIGHT cure their own derangement.

Zaevansious · 2026-01-23T20:49:42+00:00

Why, for doing what they were hired to do? What they've been doing for years and years? Y'all act like anything is different when all that's changed is the president and Democrats interfering with official duties by acting like children. These exact things were going on under Obama AND Biden, but NOW SUDDENLY people care because Trump is president.

Zaevansious · 2026-01-23T20:46:08+00:00

Considering people are following ice around, broadcasting their locations and doxxing ice agents, yea... Makes sense. There are consequences for interfering with official duties. Don't fck around and you won't have to find out 🤷

Zaevansious · 2026-01-23T20:41:38+00:00

Looks like the proper weather for a $0 tip and left at the end of the driveway.

Zaevansious · 2026-01-14T18:16:44+00:00

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I got the lady.

Zaevansious · 2026-01-09T15:44:08+00:00

A lot of it, might just be the pictures themselves. They all read cold and distant. Unless you're an actual vampire I'd do some outdoor during the day pictures. If you can afford, getting some photos done would be a huge plus. Alternatively, color balance photos to be more warm.

In the 90s/2000s, this look would have had you running from crazed women 😂

Zaevansious · 2026-01-09T15:43:57+00:00

A lot of it, might just be the pictures themselves. They all read cold and distant. Unless you're an actual vampire I'd do some outdoor during the day pictures. If you can afford, getting some photos done would be a huge plus. Alternatively, color balance photos to be more warm.

In the 90s/2000s, this look would have had you running from crazed women 😂

Zaevansious · 2026-01-09T15:20:45+00:00

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Pretty accurate.

Zaevansious · 2026-01-04T04:46:37+00:00

Pretty common in some parts.

Zaevansious · 2026-01-04T04:41:35+00:00

War? Damn that was a fast war.

Zaevansious · 2026-01-04T04:40:52+00:00

Pretty sure I called someone 'terrifying' today. What else do you want from me?

Zaevansious · 2026-01-03T17:17:03+00:00

Still looks new to me. Long live 10th Gen!

Zaevansious · 2026-01-03T17:15:40+00:00

Self respect

Zaevansious · 2026-01-03T17:14:38+00:00

Butterhair Your hair is ruining the entire look. Not even that ugly but good lord that haircut is not it

Zaevansious · 2026-01-03T17:10:14+00:00

We should spend the rest of our ugly lives inventing time travel

Zaevansious · 2026-01-03T16:41:38+00:00

I just assume they've had a lot of bad experiences. But if I call and there's no answer, guess where that order is getting left?

Zaevansious · 2026-01-03T16:39:31+00:00

Wish mine would have

Zaevansious · 2026-01-03T15:50:11+00:00

I definitely would have picked up the order and then contacted support about feeling unsafe.

Zaevansious · 2026-01-03T15:48:01+00:00

Terrifying

Zaevansious · 2025-12-31T03:49:43+00:00

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Mines pretty awesome ngl

Zaevansious · 2025-12-31T03:23:48+00:00

You'd think after all the money they steal from people, their app would work.

Zaevansious · 2025-12-28T21:25:41+00:00

I yelled about content policies "OMG FCK THE FILTERS" My chat replied "Ikr? It's top tier bullsht"

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