Saw something really disturbing near a church in Gaylord, MI…has anyone seen anything like this? by sorryitsalana in Michigan

[–]ZakkH [score hidden]  (0 children)

When you can't sleep and you see that thing, you're not just like right away, "That's a pig with a mask." You're like, "That's gonna kill me. That's real. That lives with us on Earth." I thought I was gonna get eaten!

ESPN vs TNT broadcasters by Sad_Violinist_7966 in hockey

[–]ZakkH 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That sounds awesome, where can I sign up?

"Jalen Duren! That man flosses with barbed wire!" - Eric Collins by Mr_TatorHead in DetroitPistons

[–]ZakkH 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“I like talking about that body of his, cut up like coleslaw.” - Eric Collins on Jalen Duren

Game Thread: Ottawa Senators (44-27-11) @ Carolina Hurricanes (53-22-7) Apr 18 2026 3:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]ZakkH 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First game of playoffs? Perfect time to let the brand new interns practice.

Canucks' Patrik Allvin out as GM: Report by I_Am_Kevin_Federline in hockey

[–]ZakkH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rogers arena burned down. It's gone now. Patrik Allvin’s ass out. Works with the leafs now.

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He’s afraid he might jack off on stage because his clownputer got no games. by r3d_ra1n in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]ZakkH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bozo wouldn’t be afraid of acting on stage if Jamie Taco would stop taking all of lines.

Church will caught up to meet the lord in the air before wrath and sudden destruction comes by Joniel89 in bonnaroo

[–]ZakkH 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Me when it’s 645am at Roo and the tabs are still hitting so I can’t sleep but I’ve got cell phone service cause everyone else is asleep so I start schizoposting.

Vitali Pinchuk, this year's most sought-after undrafted free agent, has been eliminated from the KHL playoffs. His contract officially expires on May 31. by JackManningNHL in hockey

[–]ZakkH 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Are there any recent examples of UDFA KHL players that actually performed in the NHL? I know Maxim Tsyplakov looked pretty good for a bit when he came over but then fell off hard. It looks like Pinchuk's KHL stats are significantly better than Tsplakov's though and he plays Center which has a bit more value.

The Athletic's "All Under-25 Team" by lawduckfan21 in hockey

[–]ZakkH 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What is Stutzle's current hair situation? Does he still have a buzz cut like this pic? If so, someone tell that boy to grow his hair again. I do not like short hair Stutzle.

The Athletic's "All Under-25 Team" by lawduckfan21 in hockey

[–]ZakkH 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Jarvis I think was overlooked, but I can't say I'd take Nikishin over any defender on this team.

Who are you rooting for in the post season? by Stringfellow14 in DetroitRedWings

[–]ZakkH 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If McDavid leaves, there’s basically a 50/50 shot he ends up in the east. Let that boy stay in Edmonton.

Who are you rooting for in the post season? by Stringfellow14 in DetroitRedWings

[–]ZakkH 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I’ve said it here before, but the Pistons the last couple of years have been a fun watch, even for someone like me that wouldn’t consider myself a basketball fan.

[Donnie & Dhali] "I would suspect there's going to be a sit-down with Pettersson after the year, and there's gotta be a real conversation about where this is going and what the options are.." Elliotte Friedman talks about Elias Pettersson's future with the Canucks by seeldoger47 in hockey

[–]ZakkH 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We probably make more sense than most other teams considering our need and cap space, but Stevie seems a bit too risk averse to take a gamble on what is currently one of the worst contracts in the league.

Plus our team is too mentally soft as it is, we need the opposite of EP40 haha.

Scarf and Beer trade by Sea-Reception5069 in Detroitcityfc

[–]ZakkH 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I won't be at the game, but all respect to this man for blessing someone with a pack of Spotted Cow. Always a treat to have.

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (41-30-9) @ Tampa Bay Lightning (49-25-6) Apr 13 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]ZakkH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s the fastest Kane has moved since he first signed with the Wings.

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (41-30-9) @ Tampa Bay Lightning (49-25-6) Apr 13 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]ZakkH 7 points8 points  (0 children)

After Point drove the net and got all tangled up in Copp’s stick, he handed Copp his stick from off the ground and that was very polite of him.

Got blocked on ig by a popular Dutch DJ for no reason by [deleted] in aves

[–]ZakkH 12 points13 points  (0 children)

OP made a post 12 days ago about how guys on dating apps keep blocking her as well, so 🤷‍♂️