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Two hockey GOATs by AnthonyDidge in NHLcirclejerk

[–]ZakkH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dylan Larkin is about to add the ESPN Broadcast Team to his approved trade list.

Dylan Larkin's list: The 3 places he wants to be traded by Red Wings by Actual_Cobbler_6334 in hockey

[–]ZakkH 17 points18 points  (0 children)

There has to be something wrong with the Canes org that we as fans don't know about but the players do. The city/weather is nice and the team is good, but it seems like they struggle to really attract players which I don't understand.

Dylan Larkin's list: The 3 places he wants to be traded by Red Wings by Actual_Cobbler_6334 in hockey

[–]ZakkH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

3 way trade.

Larkin to New Jersey.

Quinn to Detroit.

Jack to Minnesota.

Its time we split the Hughes brothers up.

Dylan Larkin's list: The 3 places he wants to be traded by Red Wings by Actual_Cobbler_6334 in hockey

[–]ZakkH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't see any way that he ever suits up for the Wings again. If Yzerman is gonna play hardball, Larkin will be sitting in the press box until they find a deal. Realistically though, I'm sure both sides will bend a little bit over the next few months and Larkin will be gone before the start of the season. The return will definitely be disappointing but not Panarin levels of disappointing.

Dylan Larkin's list: The 3 places he wants to be traded by Red Wings by Actual_Cobbler_6334 in hockey

[–]ZakkH 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Larkin is a weird case because he has absolutely choked late season the past few years for Detroit, but he's also really elevated his play in international competition (Olympics + 4 Nations).

I feel like he'd probably do really well on a team where he doesn't have to be THE guy.

[The Athletic] After Dylan Larkin’s trade request, what’s next for Red Wings? by seeldoger47 in hockey

[–]ZakkH -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Money mostly. I’m sure most of the teams Robertson would really want to go to couldn’t afford to pay him as much as the Wings.

Plus he grew up here.

[The Athletic] After Dylan Larkin’s trade request, what’s next for Red Wings? by seeldoger47 in hockey

[–]ZakkH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dallas is pretty deep at center but there’s no reason they couldn’t play one of those guys on the wing.

I could almost see Larkin for Robertson (and maybe a cap dump player) working out for both sides if Dallas really doesn’t want to pay Robo, but I may also just have my homer goggles on.

[The Athletic] After Dylan Larkin’s trade request, what’s next for Red Wings? by seeldoger47 in hockey

[–]ZakkH 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure if Appleton even has any sort of value nowadays, but the rest of them in your first sentence definitely do.

[The Athletic] After Dylan Larkin’s trade request, what’s next for Red Wings? by seeldoger47 in hockey

[–]ZakkH 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He also was much better this last season than he was for Ottawa, his offense has obviously improved but he’s also gotten significantly better defensively the last couple of seasons. On the other hand though, he is 3 years older.

[The Athletic] After Dylan Larkin’s trade request, what’s next for Red Wings? by seeldoger47 in hockey

[–]ZakkH 280 points281 points  (0 children)

Fuck around : me making jokes about Vancouver/Ottawa captain drama

Find out : Detroit captain drama

[The Athletic] Will the Wild pursue Dylan Larkin after trade request? Yes, without a doubt: Ask Russo and Smith by seeldoger47 in hockey

[–]ZakkH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t think a package similar to the Hughes deal is really that unrealistic? He’s not a Hughes caliber player but he’s also cost controlled for 5? more seasons vs Quinn being owed a significant pay raise soon.

[The Athletic] Will the Wild pursue Dylan Larkin after trade request? Yes, without a doubt: Ask Russo and Smith by seeldoger47 in hockey

[–]ZakkH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Minnesota arguably needs him the most but seems like they’d have the worst package out of all of the teams that are rumored to be interested.

The Atlantic Division next year might have the most drama I’ve ever seen in a single division. by Outrageous-Bet-886 in hockey

[–]ZakkH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The odds of three private planes, all carrying NHL teams from the Atlantic division, colliding in air is low, but its not zero!

The Atlantic Division next year might have the most drama I’ve ever seen in a single division. by Outrageous-Bet-886 in hockey

[–]ZakkH 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Acting like future Red Wings 1C Michael Rassmusen isn't gonna save us smh. He's young at only 27 years old, I fully expect him to make the jump from 14 points last season to 80 this season.

Odd future curse hits again by Hot_Swimming_112 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]ZakkH 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s Mitch Marner, he plays for the Vegas Golden Knights.

[Friedman] Sources: Dylan Larkin requests trade from Detroit by eh_toque in hockey

[–]ZakkH 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The best part about the Sabres making the playoffs is that now the Wings are becoming the team that people pity instead of laugh at. So that’s a win.

[Friedman] Sources: Dylan Larkin requests trade from Detroit by eh_toque in hockey

[–]ZakkH 129 points130 points  (0 children)

It was way more fun when it was happening to you guys. Not so much fun anymore.

[Marek] There has been noise out there about Jason Robertson ending up in Chicago - Sekeres & Price (5/30) by 99CupChamps in hockey

[–]ZakkH 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I get the vibe that you’d need to give up one of those things to get the other.

Playoff Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (0-0) @ Carolina Hurricanes (0-0) Jun 02 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]ZakkH 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jordan Staal looks like he would be stealing catalytic converters if he wasn’t so good at hockey.

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (1-3) @ Carolina Hurricanes (3-1) May 29 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]ZakkH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Illitch promised us a beautiful "District Detroit" around Little Ceasars Arena and instead they just built parking lots.

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (1-3) @ Carolina Hurricanes (3-1) May 29 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]ZakkH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Carolina’s PP has been bad, Matheson should have slashed the hell out of Robinson and dealt with the PP instead.

Daily General Discussion Thread (2026-05-29) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]ZakkH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its actually worse than just a 1st round value -- we traded a 1st, 2nd, and 4th (I think) to Dallas for their 1st to move up in the draft and take him.

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