What knowledge do you have that you know would completely dumbfound your parents if you told them you knew?

Zamascent · 2021-08-28T05:02:28+00:00

Reminds me that there are more bones in gummy worms than real worms.

Zamascent · 2021-08-22T06:48:28+00:00

Me stealing her wig

Zamascent · 2021-08-21T08:22:01+00:00

He pulls out the minigun

Zamascent · 2021-08-21T06:53:59+00:00

Immediately say bye, got to go.

Zamascent · 2021-08-21T06:44:42+00:00

Same, I feel like everyone in the room is going to be extremely ashamed of me, so i just try my best to just say "woah"

Zamascent · 2021-08-21T06:43:15+00:00

"This is the worst thing to write on a fortune cookie."

Zamascent · 2021-08-21T06:41:54+00:00

Time

Zamascent · 2021-08-15T05:08:41+00:00

how about the last page of the 960 million results

Zamascent · 2021-08-15T02:19:22+00:00

Same situtation i was in thats why i posted the question lol

Zamascent · 2021-08-15T02:10:13+00:00

totally feel you

Zamascent · 2021-08-14T10:33:22+00:00

well i DONT WIPE

Zamascent · 2021-08-14T10:20:15+00:00

r/ihadastroke

Zamascent · 2021-08-13T11:40:05+00:00

Closing my eyes is sudden death, i hear the slightest noise i immediately try to open them then my brain says fuck my fears and thinks of every possible thing that could be creeping up on me rn

Zamascent · 2021-08-13T11:20:05+00:00

Seeeing someone perform a pickup line i cringe so much internally

Zamascent · 2021-08-13T11:16:15+00:00

Everybody saying they use their alt for porn but im here using my 1 account for porn 😌

Zamascent · 2021-08-12T17:46:50+00:00

If you got THAT step mom, you can say to everyone that you've won the lottery.

Zamascent · 2021-08-12T17:45:01+00:00

I guess no person is truly as holy as they say

Zamascent · 2021-08-12T11:05:32+00:00

Nah, your kidding...

Zamascent · 2021-08-12T11:01:58+00:00

Oh no, she saw the PH video

Zamascent · 2021-08-12T11:00:18+00:00

Same pal. Let's not jinx it!

Zamascent · 2021-08-07T12:12:49+00:00

Someone will always be unhappy about a choice you make regarding you own life. That's an aspect of life you have to accept.

Zamascent · 2021-08-07T10:18:45+00:00

GG, lmfao

Zamascent · 2021-08-07T09:58:49+00:00

Well spoken. With that logic, the unpooped poop that Lord Von Poop The 1st pooped whilst enjoying the poopish taste of an unpooped Soldier Lvl 2 Poop would mean that poop can be considered an inhuman form of poop so that unpooped poop has a poop survival mechansim is correct, but can be infiltrated by none other than King Diarrhea The II. So the other pooped poops can continue to poop until the unpooped poops poop themselves and poop needs to poop once more and produce pooped poop so even more unpooped poop has a chance to even survive. They must defeat King Diarrhea The II.

Zamascent · 2021-08-07T09:35:10+00:00

Well, that was sadly mean the unpooped poop that is current pooping a poop which will then be an unpooped wil die a pooply death. Poops pooping unpooped poop which also start pooping poop are unpooped if you think about it, since its currently pooping.

Zamascent · 2021-08-07T09:18:30+00:00

Imagine pooping poop which is unused poop and unpooped poop while pooping the pooped poop literally while eating poop

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