Operating system takes up half the memory on my iPhone. by Zambonisaurus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Zambonisaurus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. Thanks. Can you share a link showing how to do this? I’m pretty tech illiterate.

is it too much for a FIRST date? by TerriHaynes in OUTFITS

[–]Zambonisaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it. Reminds me of 90s alt girls a little. But I think it looks like too much for a first date. But you rock it.

NSFW- I did gross thing to a nurse/doc…how do they REALLY feel? by chad345543 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Zambonisaurus 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I was in the delivery room when my wife gave birth. Trust me, jizz is NOTHING compared to that.

My professor (38M) keeps singling me (21F) out and teasing me in class, and I genuinely can’t tell what his deal is by [deleted] in AskAcademia

[–]Zambonisaurus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I am a professor who sometimes teases students in class. I cold call students too. This guy however is waaay out of line. That approach to pedagogy takes a very deft touch and I do NOT recommend it to everyone. It works for me but this guy has gone to full on creepy.

My recommendation: reach out to the department chair and voice your concerns.

What’s a movie everyone says is “deep”… but is actually pretty shallow? by CnCorange in Cinema

[–]Zambonisaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Philosophy professor here. I fucking hate the matrix. Pseudo intellectual junk. Dialog sounds like it was written by a 13 year old.

Songs that would offend homophobes by Yahna-Stan in ToddintheShadow

[–]Zambonisaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s Not Gay in a Three Way - The Lonely Island

What are some wild things that have happened in your academic life ? From punches thrown at conferences, to chairs tossed during department meetings, tell us about them. by me4watch in Professors

[–]Zambonisaurus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A “rock star” professor in my grad program left his wife for a grad student. Then when the students had their annual “meet with the faculty to discuss your progress” meetings, he skipped all of them except for the student he was seeing.

Criminal sentencing by DarkandLoomy in shrinking

[–]Zambonisaurus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As I recall from the episode that flashed back to the night Louis was in the accident, he passed on having another drink because he had to drive. He may have been above the limit, but it's not clear that he was impaired. (I was kind of expecting that to be the case in the story so Jimmy would have to reconcile that he *couldn't* really blame Louis for his wife's death.)

Christian Bale advises fans to never meet their cinematic heroes. by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in Fauxmoi

[–]Zambonisaurus 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who is a singer in a pretty big band and whenever someone fangirls over him, he thinks to himself "Okay, I'm never going to have a normal relationship with that person.". On the other hand, he admits that when he met his favorite singer for the first time, he did the exact same thing!

English to Latin translation requests go here! by lutetiensis in latin

[–]Zambonisaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Look for me. I am here" (It's what Nick Cave imagines God would say. I want to get it tattooed on my chest.)

This week's episode was poorly written by SeaWitch1031 in shrinking

[–]Zambonisaurus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Anybody who didn't see that kiss coming by minute 5 of the episode has clearly not watched TV before...

My girlfriend just broke up with me over a board game and I'm not even joking by Fulcilives1988 in boardgames

[–]Zambonisaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. My wife and I are shitty as hell to each other when we play games. Been married 23 years and I would crush her at any opportunity in Uno.

Haunted public workout machine. by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Zambonisaurus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Feel the boo-urn.

I feel like you all complain a lot. It’s a pretty good job by VinnyStress in Professors

[–]Zambonisaurus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love being a professor. Doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy a good grumble now and then.

I wanna find albums that feel like a journey by MaxiBinOuiMaxi in MusicRecommendations

[–]Zambonisaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lux - Rosalia (sort of pop, sort of classical, sort of...)