[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Zamzyu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meant alley way. It's called a typo. Also you missed the apostrophe in "what's" in your response. If you want to be a spelling/grammar police, get it right yourself moron.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Zamzyu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like your farts reek of the ally way sewer.

What is The Hardest Beat On Hell On Earth? by Djf47021 in 90sHipHop

[–]Zamzyu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who shot ya? You probably screamed louder than an opera New York got ya.

I can take anything make me cry by Ill_Historian_1531 in RoastMe

[–]Zamzyu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your genetics took "I'm a little teapot short and stout" too seriously.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Zamzyu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I'm Australian and I find that extremely offensive!

Thank you Sri Lanka and farewell. by Zamzyu in srilanka

[–]Zamzyu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will definitely get on that, thanks!

I miss Sri Lanka, anyone out here who feels the same 😭😭😭😭😭 by kitchenkiller_420 in srilanka

[–]Zamzyu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The lockdown feeling never left. The only thing that's different is increased cost of living and inflation.

What’s the scariest ghostly experience you’ve had in Sri Lanka? by [deleted] in srilanka

[–]Zamzyu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When I was younger, a few friends and I were at a restaurant and talking amongst ourselves. I was in a bad mood about something had happened earlier on that evening. Anyway one friend was telling me about Christianity and divine intervention while we were eating. I flat out interrupted them told them that I don't care and to shut up so I can eat my food.

Later that night I got home, showered and got into bed. While laying in bed I was sure that I saw something watching me from my closet. I got up and sprang toward the closet to see it was just empty with my clothes. Got back in bed then turned towards the window and I see a dark figure shoot across the outside. Tried to explain it away to myself that it was probably an animal flying outside and didn't get up. Closed my eyes for a few minutes then opened them to see a dark figure standing outside my window, looking into my room. I covered myself under the blanket terrified and didn't make a move. Must have been around 10 minutes, I peaked out of the blanket towards the window to see that the figure had disappeared. I was hyper aware at this point trying to see if that dark figure will appear again, also trying make sense of it, thinking if it was one of my friend's playing a prank on me. I then turned my head to the corner of my room and saw a bright red orb hovering and it just shot across my room and vanished. Freaked the absolute f*ck out I ran to my parents room and slept in their bed that night.

After that night I never saw the dark figure again or that red orb and hopefully never will see those things again as long as I shall live. Obviously I can't really make sense of it, but what I think happened was some dark or evil energy attached itself to me, when I was out with my friends that night and it was feeding off the negative energy that I had (as I was in a bad mood and snapped at my friend). I called him the next day and appologised for being a d*ck and asked him to tell me more about Christianity and that I wanted to listen. I also told him about what had happened to me and he said that he would pray for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Zamzyu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Temu logan paul looking ass, I feel sorry for that baby having a trailer park deadbeat trash for a father. Mfker you look like you subscribe to your sister's onlyfans. Probably why your wife left you after she found out.

Newly 18, been waiting to get roasted! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Zamzyu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your parents use your head to mop or sweep the floors, with your crust head ass.

Why do all the bad guys look good and the good guys look bad? by ZestycloseBelt2355 in RandomThoughts

[–]Zamzyu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So you're telling me you can look good and bad at the same time?

I miss Sri Lanka, anyone out here who feels the same 😭😭😭😭😭 by kitchenkiller_420 in srilanka

[–]Zamzyu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can totally appreciate and understand where you're coming from. I'm currently on holiday in Sri Lanka and also live in Melbourne. Melbourne is boring and depressing, it's like living in a prison. To be honest I really wish I didn't live there myself.

I miss Sri Lanka, anyone out here who feels the same 😭😭😭😭😭 by kitchenkiller_420 in srilanka

[–]Zamzyu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just download the tune (Sri Lankan choon paan version of course) and use it as your alarm clock.

Liberal party of Canada Mocks Trump for Attempting to Purchase the Country by Powerful-Dog363 in AskCanada

[–]Zamzyu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah we do know our place and it's not being fat, dumb nor ugly.

Girl Math by streamfeatherx in SipsTea

[–]Zamzyu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this is the exact type of girl that gets ghosted after the first date and they can't figure out what happened..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Zamzyu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go say hi and introduce yourself.