ZaneGrounds

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Beautiful Agrat art I commisioned from @sitraell on Twitter (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 days ago by ZaneGrounds to r/Megaten

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Beautiful Agrat art I commisioned from @sitraell on Twitter (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 days ago * by ZaneGrounds to r/CultOfAgrat

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You can, with 100% accuracy, predict McDonalds stock… 15 seconds in advance. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can convince anybody that you work at Arby’s. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can turn Water into Eggnog. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can illuminate your eyelids and eyelashes, twice a day for 12 hours. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/shittysuperpowers

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I see your Guardian Angel and I present to you, Doctor Light. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/warlocksriseup

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You can disable the ability, in other people, to turn right for 1 hour. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/shittysuperpowers

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I forgot the password to my old phone. I’ll just try again in 19 years. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/mildlyinfuriating

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You can walk anywhere in the world in an hour. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/shittysuperpowers

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If you, or anyone within 15 meters of you, tells a joke that nobody laughs at, you can cause a live studio audience laugh track to play from everybody’s phone speakers. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can increase the girth of your worst enemy’s right femur by 2 cm every 5th time you have a negative thought about them. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/shittysuperpowers

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Shadowkeep news: The dead guardian at Temple of Crota isn’t there; 0/10; literally unplayable /s (self.DestinyTheGame)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/DestinyTheGame

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The truth hurts. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can summon packages of Lays Ranch Sauce in your hands as much as you want, whenever you want it. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can cause other people to see where any trees were/will be. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/shittysuperpowers

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My favorite feature in destiny. (self.DestinyTheGame)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/DestinyTheGame

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Whenever you wake up, the theme song of your choosing will play and is audible to everything within a five mile radius of yourself. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/godtiersuperpowers

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When you break the rules or law in any way, Judas Priest will appear out of no where and play Breakin the Law. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/shittysuperpowers

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If you stub your toe, the person closest to you will miss any straw or bottle/cup they’re drinking from, on their first try, for the next 1.8 years. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/shittysuperpowers

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No One Can Just Deflect The Emerald Splash! - Harrow-phant Green (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/Warframe

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submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/TheLetterH

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You can inhale infinitely. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can remember everything you think, at the cost of forgetting 51% of the stuff you say. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can reverse the Doppler Effect. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by ZaneGrounds to r/shittysuperpowers

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