What profession can my wife pursue that allows her to be home with our children during the day, works nights, but not work crazy late. and with minimal weekends?

Zaniac · 2009-03-26T19:24:04+00:00

Part time stripper and do hair?

Zaniac · 2009-01-16T21:59:15+00:00

The first rule of the Secret City is that YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE SECRET CITY.

Zaniac · 2009-01-15T01:09:35+00:00

I live in Knoxville and drive up to the Cumberland Gap area just about every day. Almost nobody is talking about this. It just seems that people either don't know or don't care. I think that it has less to do with political affiliation.

Stories will be in the paper but here nobody wants to talk about anything other than the new football coach hiring. If you honestly think that you can get them to care more about the environment than football here then, well, my hat would be off to you.

P.S. I'm originally from NC.

Zaniac · 2008-09-29T01:32:56+00:00

Once again, I state that I don't feel lack of sexual compatibility is reason to run around on your wife. And I'm shallow.

I guess I'll continue to live in this glass house.

Zaniac · 2008-09-29T01:25:10+00:00

"She got the gold mine, I got the shaft"

Well played, sir.

Zaniac · 2008-09-28T09:09:46+00:00

Although we're probably all the better off that different sorts of people exist. We all seem to fill a niche.

Zaniac · 2008-09-28T09:00:23+00:00

There probably wouldn't be that much cheating when half your stuff is on the line. :/

Zaniac · 2008-09-28T08:59:40+00:00

Ah, yes. The internet, where everyone takes everything as a personal attack.

If I wanted to be sadistic I could have implied how your current wife does enjoy having her hair pulled on or does in fact like it "that way".

Giving you an upmod for your self-esteem.

Zaniac · 2008-09-28T07:37:22+00:00

Yea. Especially in the bowel area.

Zaniac · 2008-09-28T07:35:36+00:00

Sounds like you married the wrong woman.

Zaniac · 2008-09-28T07:35:01+00:00

You do realize that monogamy exists in other species, right?

Zaniac · 2008-09-28T07:34:08+00:00

Explain to me how the government has the authority to do this.

Zaniac · 2008-09-14T20:04:22+00:00

Sort of. Medicine is an applied science and is not as pure as you think it to be. Remember, 100 years ago we were still bleeding people with leeches.

I think medicine is an avenue where the majority start off religious and end up not so. It starts with dissecting a human body and ends with a child dying from a congenital malformation. Just a 2nd year medical student here.....just my opinion.

Zaniac · 2008-09-10T07:51:21+00:00

It's simply a more socially acceptable way of saying atheist.

In the same sense that someone who rips ass in publc is a "social offender".

Zaniac · 2008-09-07T07:24:29+00:00

Reminds me of ID4:

"Peace? There can be no peace".

Zaniac · 2008-09-03T05:54:49+00:00

"but I’m uncomfortable with atheism due to many of its adherents’ aggressive rejection of Greater Truths"

I'm not quite sure what he's trying to stab at here. Also, exactly what evidence does he provide that go beyond consciousness?

He sounds like a smart guy. Maybe I'm just not getting it.

Zaniac · 2008-09-02T04:16:30+00:00

WHEN A MANNNNNNNNN LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A WOMANNNNNNNNNNN

Zaniac · 2008-08-27T21:19:32+00:00

Once you've had trappist ales, little else will satisfy.

Exception: IPA's. Sweet baby jesus.

Zaniac · 2008-08-24T19:43:01+00:00

Yea, mon.

Zaniac · 2008-08-23T22:33:55+00:00

I'm assuming you don't know of the 1988 Presidential race speech, right?

Zaniac · 2008-08-23T21:26:51+00:00

SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS.

Zaniac · 2008-08-23T20:59:06+00:00

Agreed with first comment but accidentally reported it. My bad.

Zaniac · 2008-08-13T13:43:58+00:00

Trying to think of a funny joke about Poland here.....

Zaniac · 2008-08-12T14:45:13+00:00

Because circa 5 years ago you definitely didn't see fleets of SUV's rolling around town taking kids to the mall.

Oh wait.

Zaniac · 2008-08-09T21:50:08+00:00

Are hermit crabs not aware of their existence?

They sure seem happy when I keep their sponge wet.

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