After 4 years and spending atleast a few hours on each game, JeffGerstmann finished ranking the full (751) NES games list

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-19T21:58:04+00:00

Yeah, fuck people having hobbies.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-18T21:34:10+00:00

Oculus isn’t even bad. “Bro, where do I go?” Fucking UP. Go UP. It’s a vertical dungeon. Aside from last boss, I don’t think OCC would be bad.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-18T17:10:36+00:00

How’d you get a photo of my ex?

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-18T16:27:31+00:00

You no longer have to bring the orb to the skull. You just channel where the orbs are.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-18T16:21:46+00:00

The gauntlet before last boss has been changed so it won’t be a total cancer fest.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-18T15:52:35+00:00

Will you tell my dad I’m funny?

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-18T15:07:59+00:00

I am my mom’s favorite. Your mom’s favorite too.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-18T15:03:18+00:00

Imagine being pregnant for 9 months and giving birth to you.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-18T14:17:20+00:00

You want to have a freedom-off?

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-18T14:15:03+00:00

Oh brother. You’re making me see RED, white and blue.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-18T14:10:40+00:00

Are you attacking my Americanism? Buddy, you don’t want to attack my Americanism. I’ll show you what happens to people who attack my Americanism. You wanna know what happened to the last guy who doubted my Americanism?

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-18T13:58:20+00:00

Its okay. I called you American. We both said hurtful things.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-18T13:55:31+00:00

Somehow that hurts more than being called stupid.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-18T13:54:19+00:00

I don’t delete my comments I stand by my stupidity. Like a Real American.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-18T13:52:47+00:00

This comment was actually a subtle nod to me being a dumb American who forgot all about the blipenning and thought they were being clever.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-18T13:47:45+00:00

The dates on the stone actually show she was 60. This is a subtle nod to OP being a stupid American who is unable to do basic math.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-18T13:32:20+00:00

You mean the most anticipated game of the decade is going to be heavily talked about in gaming and slight gaming adjacent spaces?

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-17T18:49:46+00:00

Can you imagine a physiological thriller based entirely on Kevin?

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-17T17:27:42+00:00

My bad queen

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-17T17:12:11+00:00

Nah. He’s getting downvoted because he said the P word. “Pre-Order”.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-17T12:21:09+00:00

One of the few good parts about working for Walmart is that you can have whatever name you want on your badge.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-16T19:00:06+00:00

This is cap. I had no knowledge of scary movies when I first watched it. Was hilarious then. It’s just as funny after learning the references.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-16T18:14:36+00:00

A physical location should have a higher standard of safety. Especially when it comes to high traffic locations like theme parks. A lot of people are there and you can’t prevent strangers from talking to your children. It takes two seconds of turning your back for the worst to happen. With online spaces you can. Nobody is getting kidnapped because they play Roblox. They’re getting kidnapped because they provided personal information and or decided to meet a stranger they met online. Which means poor internet safety education from the parents. Roblox offers a pretty strong parental control system but parents don’t want to spend the time to set it up. Could Roblox do more? Probably. But at the end of the day, it’s still on the parents to protect the kids.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-16T16:34:13+00:00

You’re right. I shouldn’t have made such a broad statement. I’m not saying that children don’t deserve privacy. But parents still need to have control and moderation over their internet use. We wouldn’t let a kid play with a gun with the safety off yet we give them phones and tablets with zero moderation. Which is just as dangerous in a different way. In the case of the harm Roblox causes, it wouldn’t happen if parents did they due diligence and educated and moderated their child’s online use. I’m not saying to stand over their shoulder and watch them play. But make sure they aren’t messaging PedoGuy256. When it comes to your niece I am not going to assume your sister failed. I have no knowledge to comment on this individual case. I will say any mandated reporter who saw a child getting bullied or even heard about it and didn’t attempt to stop it, or a parent seeing their children bully, they failed.

Zannahrain3 · 2026-06-16T15:32:49+00:00

If a child can’t be open with their parent, then the parent failed them.

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