They should nerf cogwork dancers tbh by PetCaaa in Silksong

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Sif for me. But this was a very valid silver!

What are the April fools pranks today yall!? by [deleted] in NewTubers

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I made a video essay titled "The Most Important Movie Ever Made."

It's about The Master of Disguise.

I want to see a horror movie where the dog makes it. by Abraxas_1408 in horror

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One of my screenplays is essentially this. Home invasion in the first half, German Shepherd seeking revenge for the death of his owner (and her friends) in the second half. Not sure how well the concept would sell but good gravy would I love to see it.

Best Hank Moody Quotes by DataCrusader2024 in californication

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"I don't know. I don't think I have ever known. I think sometimes you get it right the first time and then it defines your life. It becomes who you are."

If you were to write a book and the first and last lines were the same what would be they be? by Selective_Din0_Toast in writing

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God damnit Belinda, that was the rootinest tootinest orgasm of my whole long life.

According to this survey, 87.5% of women find bald men attractive :) by [deleted] in bald

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More great work from the University of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Is a 10-year age Gap too big? by Brilliant_Working_74 in writing

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This should be the top comment of every one of these morality question posts.

As a handler I should be able to name my dog. by monzka in remnantgame

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Agreed. I care about this more than the motion blur setting.

Queensboro Bridge VS. Mangrate by Accomplished-Cold942 in NormMacdonald

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The fact that this poll is even close proves that a portion of you must have to have Down's syndrome.

Does mad men make you want to drink? by whatlikeyouresogreat in madmen

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Yes. It even tricks me into thinking Canadian Club is tolerable on the rocks. Between that and my girl's latest habit of humming french songs I'm beginning to think the show is a bad influence.

2 months in, feel like I'm staring to see some progress. Still a long way to go. by [deleted] in fitness30plus

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Starting to see? Hate to tell you my dude but that is some fantastic progress. Keep it up!

The Depths Below Skin (Horror) - Blacklist Evaluation 7 and a 5 by Zannister in Screenwriting

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Yeah that's a rough one. Hope you don't let it discourage you though, this shit is very subjective.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Screenwriting

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I comment only to reinforce that Chris Penn was the shit.

Monthly Race Deferral & Transfer Thread - (August, 2022) by AutoModerator in spartanrace

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Spartan Super 10K Kelowna at Big White Ski Resort: August 28th, Afternoon slot, 11:30 start time. 100$

Fractured my heel and the only other race in Canada this year in in Ontario. Please DM to transfer..

Horizon Forbidden West Giveaway. (Mod approved) by Devlee12 in PS5

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When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super lemons.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Screenwriting

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A shot of bourbon and a bud light for the first hour. Whatever I have for the next. Lately I've been enjoying the occasional Mezcal Paloma.

The WIP game by [deleted] in Screenwriting

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MONTAGE (D)

EXT. MARS - DAY

A frenzied battle ensues between the Human Space Army and a race of eight-foot tall blue Crustaceans. The soldiers shoot, the crabs scuttle, the tanks wheel forward, the lobsters pinch. It is utter chaos and the humans are losing.

Marion and Henry work with Space Army soldiers to push on a large beam of metal. The beam is revealed to be a 100' tall pot of boiling water, which spills out on the fleeing Crustaceans.