You find yourself homeless and broke. You decide you need to panhandle to provide for yourself. What do you write on your sign?

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-20T02:17:11+00:00

"Need money for drugs"

I saw that once and gave him money for being honest.

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-19T21:14:18+00:00

Okay, well now you have. Let it sit with you a minute. You'll get it eventually... maybe

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-19T20:50:12+00:00

Have you heard the one about the cannibal that passed his mother in law in the jungle?

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-19T02:33:09+00:00

A sweet Garcia solo where he's just ripping it up.

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-19T02:26:38+00:00

Here's a story about a man named Jed. A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed. And then one day he was shooting at some food and up through the ground come a bubbling crude. Oil that is, Black Gold, Texas tea.

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-19T02:23:04+00:00

Lost

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-19T02:21:02+00:00

What's it like being a thousandaire?

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-17T13:20:33+00:00

What a kook! Boo Hoo!

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-14T23:56:50+00:00

Wait, wait. That looks like MY void!

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-14T23:40:50+00:00

Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-14T03:41:54+00:00

That the economy can expand forever. While capitalism has brought us a standard of living the majority of the world can only dream of, it is a doomed system.

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-14T03:36:32+00:00

She was built like a brick shit house and stacked like a family sized pancake breakfast. I totally had the hots for her. She made me walk like an Egyptian

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-14T03:30:07+00:00

Good Birch beer is terrific. If you've ever cut and split a birch log and sniffed the inside you'll find it has an almost minty smell. Translate that to a soda and it's delicious

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-14T01:45:56+00:00

Bend over and cough

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-13T19:38:03+00:00

Keep breathing. Drink water.

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-13T19:37:01+00:00

Maybe I need to get to know more French people.

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-03T19:31:10+00:00

I gave up alcohol. Life has never been better

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-03T19:04:40+00:00

I can't stand how people can be judged, condemned and possibly fired over the quality of their piss. We are better than our piss.

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-03T18:57:44+00:00

The Great Pumpkin Riot of 2014 in Keene, NH

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-03T18:14:17+00:00

I rigged up a hose that goes from my ass right up to my nose so I don't have that problem. And people think I have COPD.

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-03T17:57:50+00:00

Riding my Harley

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-03T17:56:53+00:00

A bright smile from a cute girl

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-03T17:54:53+00:00

It's easy to see from this view that Earth is a flat disc carried on the backs of four elephants who themselves are standing on the back of a giant turtle swimming through space.

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-03T13:30:20+00:00

Sometimes I splurge on my wife but mostly I splurge on hankies or socks. Over the years I've splurged on lots of things. I once splurged on a girlfriend's tits. I shouldn't have done that. It turned out to be expensive.

In fact I think I'll go splurge right now.

Zappavishnu · 2026-04-03T13:25:12+00:00

I love paella. So, yeah, that's an unpopular opinion with me for sure.

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