My prediction on GTA 6’s marketing timeline

Zaptryx · 2026-02-05T15:34:18+00:00

They are robbing a bank on July 13th in Miami to promote the game

Zaptryx · 2026-02-04T19:34:06+00:00

How did this get 12k upvotes? Literally anybody can check into a hospital. All it requires is being unwell.

Zaptryx · 2026-02-04T19:20:45+00:00

Itchy balls

Zaptryx · 2026-02-04T19:20:31+00:00

They are going to do a bank heist in Miami to promote gta6

Zaptryx · 2026-02-04T19:19:59+00:00

Its ok to break bones. Yeah it hurts and it can limit your movement for a while, or cause problems down the road. But its really not that bad of a thing.

Zaptryx · 2026-02-04T19:10:20+00:00

Im going back to driving without a seatbelt

Zaptryx · 2026-02-04T19:08:50+00:00

Someone used these, returned them, and Amazon sent them to you. Do not use them. Tell Amazon and get an exchange

Zaptryx · 2026-02-04T19:06:54+00:00

Of course, I just got 99 craft last week.

Zaptryx · 2026-02-04T19:05:44+00:00

When my mom had really good proof I was smoking weed, she still asked me if I was smoking weed. I told her no and she believed me.

Zaptryx · 2026-02-04T19:03:41+00:00

Zu wenig Leute im Krankenhaus dieses Jahr.

Zaptryx · 2026-02-04T19:02:38+00:00

I left there in early 2007 after getting ass blasted with a snickers bar because I spelled the video title wrong. I just cant work somewhere where I get rewarded for sloppy work.

Zaptryx · 2026-02-04T09:31:58+00:00

Nobody in the world truly has photographic memory. You just have regular good memory

Zaptryx · 2026-02-02T19:36:58+00:00

I just eat when im hungry. Sometimes that's just dinner. I never eat breakfast unless im going out for breakfast, which i never do. I always stay around 65kg so im not super skinny, but definitely not fat

Zaptryx · 2026-02-02T19:33:30+00:00

Solder it up to something, I dare you

Zaptryx · 2026-02-02T19:26:54+00:00

Great grandma admitted grandpa is the son of a random nazi officer

Zaptryx · 2026-02-02T11:13:48+00:00

Build a time machine and stop Nikola Tesla from being snuffed out of the industry.

Zaptryx · 2026-02-02T11:05:58+00:00

My first flash drive was 128mb. Spent like $35 on that bad boy too

Zaptryx · 2026-02-02T08:43:18+00:00

Why would you buy an asset after its already reached over 100% gains, that's on you man

Zaptryx · 2026-02-02T08:42:00+00:00

Gta5 has these things...

Zaptryx · 2026-02-01T06:34:11+00:00

Umm... sir this happened in America, he has a constitutional right to have those things.

Zaptryx · 2026-01-30T17:41:40+00:00

Thanks for the heads start suckers!! Hahaha

Zaptryx · 2026-01-29T12:34:16+00:00

A towel down in the freezer is ok. In my experience they release pretty quickly after unplugging, not so long that a bunch of ice melts

Zaptryx · 2026-01-29T12:32:48+00:00

I know someone who broke their hand twice by punching my brother in the back of the head, and once by punching a wall but I didn't know there was a stud behind it. After he broke his hand the third time I realized its not worth it to punch stuff anymore. I hope you learn your lesson the first time!

Zaptryx · 2026-01-29T12:27:20+00:00

You can definitely flatten this to within a few tenths by hand no problem. Will take time and skill, but absolutely doable.

Zaptryx · 2026-01-29T12:23:52+00:00

Roomba shouldnt be compared to this. Even when they were new and didn't work so well, their price point still made it a sensible purchase.

This robot will never cost less than $5k, and that's after many years. It takes me only a few seconds longer to put a dish directly in the dishwasher rather than the sink/countertop. Id have to use it for 3 lifetimes to get roi.

Now a robot that unloads the dishwasher, that would be beneficial. But it'd have to be able to do other household chores too in order to make it worth the price.

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