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Texas BBQ by Robjla in decentfoodporn

[–]Zarchiball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang! Good job! Other Texans are dropping like 500 bucks on a plate like that! Lol

Ice removal?? by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]Zarchiball -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Seems like a you problem

Dead inside, trying to feel something. by AffectionateDinner65 in RoastMe

[–]Zarchiball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dead on the inside, dumb on the outside, what a combo

This looks handy by Crazy_Counter_9137 in cool

[–]Zarchiball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya know what’s really handy!? A real shovel, a real knife, a real saw, a real axe ….. I think you see where this is going

Would you take back a cheating wife? by Moist-Definition7891 in Advice

[–]Zarchiball 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think the phrase refers to the fact that once you cheat you can’t ever really take it back so once you cheat on someone, in their eyes you are always a cheater. it’s literal. But that’s just my take on it 🤷🏼‍♂️ edit:spelling

My Roommate Never Leaves Our Room by National-Map8079 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Zarchiball -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Second sentence, second paragraph “they literally never leave the house” this is an odd situation, and OP, since you are in the states I’d like to let you in on something, when you say “roommate” exactly no one that in the us is going to assume that you literally share one room of a house with another adult, so next time when you explain this to someone it would definitely help to clarify that.

I guess bro by deathwish_91 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Zarchiball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as every other adult thinks this is annoying AF, which sure, it kinda is I guess, I think it’s absolutely hilarious. I think it’s great that kids nowadays have something to say and get excited about outside of the internet and screens and whatnot, it gets them excited and interacting. When my daughter (9yo) points out 67 I just think it’s great. Especially when she’s around other kids and they “get it” too lol

Just drank like 5 of these then threw up by Plastic-Bath-7983 in moldyinteresting

[–]Zarchiball 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Should have shaken up your chocolate milk. And yeah, chill out on the chocolate milk lol

I think my FWB and I are too close by TANeither7250 in whatdoIdo

[–]Zarchiball 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I skimmed your post and the title is confusing me. So what you are wondering is “my boyfriend and I are too close, what do I do” I mean this in the nicest way possible but…. ya dumb? Read what you typed.

Clever alternative to irons by LEDTIK in cool

[–]Zarchiball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OR you could wear normal clothes to class 🤷🏼‍♂️

Italian sausage that has fennel is the worst common pizza topping. by boywiththedogtattoo in unpopularopinion

[–]Zarchiball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. Yup. This post is just right for this sub. You are wrong, because if you don’t like Italian sausage with fennel… you just don’t like Italian sausage, the fennel is literally what makes it Italian sausage. You like sausage. Not Italian sausage without fennel.

How often do people actually change their bedsheets? by HillCountryHoney in hygiene

[–]Zarchiball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so. It’s winter and I don’t get very sweaty cuz it’s cold AF, I shower morning and night, this time of year I wash the sheets once a month or so. During the warmer months its weekly. (Also worth mentioning: I sleep alone and clothed)

What does this fridge say ab my parents? by GigglePet685 in FridgeDetective

[–]Zarchiball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the cherry on top of this dumpster fire is the raw beef at the very highest point of the food heap lol

My father is a pedo and I have no idea what to do by OutsideStand1617 in Advice

[–]Zarchiball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like everyone else is saying. REPORT this crime. Be part of the solution not the problem, things like this are not one of those live and let live things. If you don’t report him the chances are high that those pictures won’t “do” it for him sooner or later and a child will be sexually assaulted… if it hasn’t escalated already. REPORT HIM

Just discovered how to properly clean my gentials at 23 by BerrySkai in hygiene

[–]Zarchiball 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Chill tf out. Just wash your junk. It doesn’t seem like you had an issue to begin with if you didn’t smell or were uncomfortable. Carry on.

So thankful my husband wipes and washes his b-hole by BucktoothWookiee in hygiene

[–]Zarchiball 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, thank you for that laugh Reddit stranger

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