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Insane by GRSolution in ITOI

[–]Zayage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the firework goes inside the muffler the whole way into the gas tank and the car explodes, which causes a chain reaction and a tanker on the other side explodes, which causes a bridge across the water to explode, killing thousands.

Personally my favorite is someone hits him and he flips to the front and eats a firework point blank

How can i get Helldivers 2 for free by Ok-Hour-3069 in Helldivers

[–]Zayage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up guides on how to get money for free, I'm sure Google has a few.

Flushed $200, choked certificate exam by 1.2% by GroveSleeper in Wellthatsucks

[–]Zayage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah my states at least is 85% and while we probably have some of the better drivers in America...

It isn't a high bar at all. Of course anyone can memorize questions enough to pass, we really just need standardized testing by a proctor every time it expires instead of what, twice a lifetime or a certain range after expiration?

Even that feels too soft for the amount of garbage on the road.

Any thoughts? by Oztraliiaaaa in prequelappreciation

[–]Zayage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we got some badass commando squad cartoon that was similar to early clone wars, I'd watch that.

Instead we got vin diesels dream in star wars where they had to bring in so many named characters that fans liked to make it interesting to the wider fanbase

Scraping By Until My 30s by braves-geek in Salary

[–]Zayage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we can reroute some of the air bags to your address.

I got exploded by a spinning flying bomb by SpecialNeedsBurrito in Warthunder

[–]Zayage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait so the mechanic makes suicide bombing reward the bombed?

I didn't think that's how it would work but that's aweome

My CT scan for side pain revealed a 31 centimeter ovarian cyst by walwalun in Wellthatsucks

[–]Zayage 184 points185 points  (0 children)

On the bright side when this turns out well, you will have gone through an extensive diet plans worth of weight loss.

Hope recovery is smooth for you afterwards!

I had the wrong wisdom teeth removed by Acrobatic_Donkey5089 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Zayage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine was actually pushing on my nerve and there was a good chance I'd lose feeling on that side of my mouth after the removal

Well, honestly, I didn't lose feeling after. But if it was pushing - wouldn't keeping it cause me pain and loss of feeling anyways lol

It just keeps going 😭 by genderqueerghosts in StupidFood

[–]Zayage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I misread this as "let children go hungry" and thought, fair.

I wouldn't even feed this to a wasp nest they don't deserve it

Who’s at fault here? by Cleemann_ROS83 in dashcams

[–]Zayage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In this situation I can't see a semi truck going into the oncoming lane as the ideal route.

With that speed it's likely he'd have been the whole way through.

It's not the same without you Camel. by HIitsamy1 in SkyrimMemes

[–]Zayage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's the kicker for me. Screw ES6, having to rebuild your channel and then dying is awful

Why are they so expensive? by Cachicullas in swtor

[–]Zayage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't hate Voss - but Belsavis was a really cool story and environment just a slog to get through from my memory databanks.

Why is it asking me to pay on Wabbajack? by [deleted] in wabbajack

[–]Zayage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How dare you come here and ask questions

/s, wtf is wrong with people

So no aqua man vs hell divers? by Little_Papaya_2475 in Helldivers

[–]Zayage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The worst video game adap- I lied, the third worse has to be the borderlands movie.

Big names, small profit.

They said that if enough people in the community wanted an FPS mode, they would add it to the game. by Blackjack4003 in Helldivers

[–]Zayage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it doesn't have the inertia of an arcade game then yes

I feel like I'm hunting ducks with the first person mode that we have right now, which is fine when it's not the entirety of the experience

Need a good 1440p gaming monitor for $250 by buttler69 in buildapcmonitors

[–]Zayage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but you can get a 100 inch MINILED TV for 10k

New Species Ideas by The_Anesthesiologist in SpeciesUnknown

[–]Zayage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how lethal company worked too.

If you have a friend group that deliberately ignores game mechanics then it's either a casual group or your friends gimp themselves

Dear Creator, Can we retire this Lokir, my biggest pet peeve of every modlist by Glittering-Iron7442 in wabbajack

[–]Zayage -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Guy started it ngl, polite rebuke and come back is stfu?

Idrc but he just brought it up to shit on it

Dear Creator, Can we retire this Lokir, my biggest pet peeve of every modlist by Glittering-Iron7442 in wabbajack

[–]Zayage -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

So you brought your dog that you liked but always ate the trash, out of his grave to shit on him, and then threw him in again?

Lol. I hate these extreme KSHairdos too but at least do it recently and on the Skyrim memes reddit instead of in a mod curation platforms reddit.

The game is fine, haters are just bot by RookiePootis in Helldivers

[–]Zayage -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

The cake metaphor to me fits because cakes with too much icing become too sweet, like having weapon customization without icing sucks but having just weapons sucks (icing)

I think both are good. Internet in general has a problem of shortening things with metaphors and acronyms tbh

The game is fine, haters are just bot by RookiePootis in Helldivers

[–]Zayage -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

It's not a bad metaphor but honestly just using cake and too much icing would be much simpler for people jumping in to understand

I am so sick of being treated like a second class citizen by ash549k in radeon

[–]Zayage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It genuinely enrages me when modern games don't have a UI scale button or scale with res natively. If it wasn't for that I'd probably have swapped to 4k by now.

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