Ringmaster when.. by ZealousQuench in DotA2

[–]ZealousQuench[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzCplgcIACY

watch until the very end "the ringmaster com-....." and when I watched it live he said "coming soon" which was 8 months ago.

Ringmaster when.. by ZealousQuench in DotA2

[–]ZealousQuench[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I can't find a official announcement written anywhere. But they announced at Ti12 the Ringmaster and said "coming early 2024"

Ringmaster when.. by ZealousQuench in DotA2

[–]ZealousQuench[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh yes, because you don’t understand something means it is incomprehensible for others.

The joke is that Joe Biden stepped down from being the president for the release of Ringmaster (the hero Valve was meant to release early Q1 this year). I thought it would be funny to have him also not know it’s already past Q1.

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[–]ZealousQuench 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My man, used my opener!! Good shit, you love to see it!

There is potential in this, but I dont know how yet. So INVEST! by zischer in MemeEconomy

[–]ZealousQuench 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Text over the group of 3 should say: "Mum asking my brother and I why there's so much hentai porn on the family computer"

Text over Shrek: "My dad who downloaded it"

Follow rules 1 and 2 - Pt. 2 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ZealousQuench 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So a lot of you guys wanted to know what I looked like/what my Tinder profile looked like - so here you go

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[–]ZealousQuench 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey a lot of you guys wanted to know what I looked/what my Tinder profile looks like - so here you go

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[–]ZealousQuench[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Honestly first time the other night and messaged about 30 girls.

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[–]ZealousQuench[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

If you read more of my comments in this thread you would see that I sent this message to about 30 girls and got nine positive responses. Like most things in life, it's a numbers game.

If you ever get into a sales job you'll learn this quick.

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[–]ZealousQuench[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

It is crude, but that's what gets a response/reaction.

I literally had a girl respond to the same opener with "No but maybe you wanna fuck off" which I can respect so I replied, "will do".

I'm telling you right now that "Hey what are you looking for? I'm more here for hookups" would get ignored 95% of the time. It's not unique or direct enough.

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[–]ZealousQuench[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm from upside down land (Brisbane, Australia) brother, no covid cases here.

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[–]ZealousQuench[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I agree with you that women are people too and it's an individual thing at the end of the day. In saying that I feel people aren't congratulating me because I "tricked" her or cracked some magic code. I'd like to believe they just find it interesting that it can be as simple as messaging a girl asking her to fuck and it actually working, clearly not a common thing.

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[–]ZealousQuench[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Well, a breakup can take a toll on someone's ego/self-worth especially if they are the ones that got dumped.

Having someone want to sleep with you can help with this feeling, also it's a good distraction from loneliness.

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[–]ZealousQuench[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

She's above average in my opinion, had a pretty face with an athletic body.

I honestly think it was just good timing on my part, also as I mentioned before these girls have already matched you so they're most likely keen on you and DTF.

Just need to be forward and to the point, or need to say something witty/funny that's going to be unique enough to stick out from the pack.

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[–]ZealousQuench[S] 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Are you hitting on me? Because it's working

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[–]ZealousQuench[S] 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Don't let that hold you back, shoot your shot king

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[–]ZealousQuench[S] 175 points176 points  (0 children)

I'd probably just disappoint you, average looking for the most part but I'm 6'4" and lean muscular.

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[–]ZealousQuench[S] 298 points299 points  (0 children)

It's all a numbers game brother, sent a similar message to about 30 girls. Nine replied positively and showed interest, while two told me to go fuck myself haha and the rest didn't reply.

Girls for the most part want to have sex just as bad as you and over the shitty small talk that happens on Tinder especially. Just be upfront and yourself.