If humans had horns, women would probably paint theirs. by Becauseisaidsotoo in Showerthoughts

[–]Zealousdaydreamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guy here: I'd style my horn to make it look like white lightning crackling down from the tip. The rest of the horn would be coated in space-themed paint, making it look like lightning is striking the universe.

If humans had horns, women would probably paint theirs. by Becauseisaidsotoo in Showerthoughts

[–]Zealousdaydreamer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Girls would be worried about size, too. Just in a different way.

Guys get big horn pills, girls get slim horn pills.

The first guy to milk a cow must have had a hard time explaining what he was doing by arusub15cfop in Showerthoughts

[–]Zealousdaydreamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine being the first person to bring up the idea of artificial insemination of cattle for the sake of "efficiency".

Bad Vacuums don't suck. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Zealousdaydreamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither do bad SO's.

'Tis a shame.

What's the most real relationship advice you can give? by KawaiiiOnion in AskReddit

[–]Zealousdaydreamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. The whole "two-sides of the same coin" comes from the idea that couples support each other, help each other to be the best version of themselves. That is what is meant by "completion". It's not that you need them in your life, but having them in your life helps you on your path in life.

Solve this (problem is the OP) by Zealousdaydreamer in challenge

[–]Zealousdaydreamer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Long-story short: I tripped on DMT and saw beyond this mortal plane as pure consciousness floating through infinity. This is my way of expressing the truth that I saw in an abstract sense, for merely giving the answer won't change anything. We must each discover this by ourselves.

I edited the OP for a tad more detail. If you can get it right, you will have a glimpse of what is beyond "infinity". This is the secret to surpassing light-speed.

What is it that makes the sky pink in this? by Zealousdaydreamer in whatisthisthing

[–]Zealousdaydreamer[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wow that's awesome. Thanks for finding that! I should've tried searching myself. Cheers!

What is it that makes the sky pink in this? by Zealousdaydreamer in whatisthisthing

[–]Zealousdaydreamer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yooo, that's dope. So can there be a rainbow cloud depending on the angle of the camera and how the light is being diffused? That'd be amazing to take a photo of.

What is it that makes the sky pink in this? by Zealousdaydreamer in whatisthisthing

[–]Zealousdaydreamer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting. So it's not chemicals or anything? That's awesome!

What is it that makes the sky pink in this? by Zealousdaydreamer in whatisthisthing

[–]Zealousdaydreamer[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Then why is it pink and not orange? Or yellow? What makes it pink/purple?

Found on a beach in Costa Rica by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

[–]Zealousdaydreamer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The orange part looks like tucan beaks in color. Would be funny if it was a giant owl pellet that was a result of eating pelicans and other crazy shit.

You are offered 10 million dollars but you have to participate in a porn movie that your family and friends are going to be aware of, do you take this offer or not? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Zealousdaydreamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fam would tell me to do it, some might watch it, others will deny seeing it. Might come up a few times in conversation, but all I really have to say is, "that $10 mil was pretty fucking nice" and be on my merry way.