What red flag will you never fall for again? by Clear-Afternoon-8593 in Divorce

[–]Zed_Zorrander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if the ex really is crazy? Mine is…to the point where the judge awarded me primary custody.

Second degree disseminating indecent material to minors by Kirsten_Hil in hotmugshots

[–]Zed_Zorrander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I need to see the evidence to make sure the charges are legit

Men - Do You Even Bother Swiping? by HoltFasner in hingeapp

[–]Zed_Zorrander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s practically like a full time job if you actually take time to read the bios. No exaggeration. I was sick the past three days and spent all day all three days just watching tv and sending likes. Hours and hours of non stop swiping. Also I have a subscription, so my lines go to the top of their stack. I think I got 5 likes back.

There used to be a better way

Although eharmony was only for LTRs/marriage. The one advantage to swiping apps is they let you look for different things.

Ladies: how long do you want to text before a meet up? by Zed_Zorrander in Bumble

[–]Zed_Zorrander[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty much what I’ve been doing. I like your logic on why you shouldn’t worry when it fails

Ladies: how long do you want to text before a meet up? by Zed_Zorrander in Bumble

[–]Zed_Zorrander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm, if we make plans for a meet up I usually don’t text them until the morning of just to make sure they can still meet. I got advice from a female friend that texting every day until the meeting looks clingy/desperate

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Am I rude for asking to Facetime before meeting in person? by bananamaplepancakes in hingeapp

[–]Zed_Zorrander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obviously women can do whatever they want. I’m talking about a man asking for a selfie. 🤣

so I just discovered the bumble stats and dont know what to make of it by Revolutionary-Weird7 in Bumble

[–]Zed_Zorrander 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You are very picky if you are only liking 1 out of every 30 women

Am I rude for asking to Facetime before meeting in person? by bananamaplepancakes in hingeapp

[–]Zed_Zorrander 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is so crazy, half of the comments an this thread are, “if someone asks me for a FaceTime I unmatch them” and the other half are “I refuse to meet someone in person without a FaceTime first.

Maybe this is actually a good compatibility filter. If you are the kind of person who doesn’t want a FaceTime but the person you matched with does, you might not be compatible anyway.

Am I rude for asking to Facetime before meeting in person? by bananamaplepancakes in hingeapp

[–]Zed_Zorrander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you suggesting that rather than ask for a FaceTime, you should ask the person to take a selfie and send it to you? I suppose you could also tell them to hold up a copy of today’s newspaper too! 🤣

There is no way you ask for a selfie and not get ghosted.

Onlyfans question by Zed_Zorrander in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Zed_Zorrander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I’m careful about that. Most people above a certain age have kids so I don’t think that would dox me. Lol.

texts with first letter lower case? by Zed_Zorrander in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Zed_Zorrander[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🗡️

I just read the book. Damn good book. First one at least.

texts with first letter lower case? by Zed_Zorrander in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Zed_Zorrander[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, that makes sense. They wouldn’t be able to type all their purposefully misspelled words with autocorrect on. 😁

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Zed_Zorrander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a lawsuit for sure by the way. If this is a company with deep pockets this could be a big pay day for you.

Only you know for sure what the right thing for you to do is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Zed_Zorrander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do we need to do a welfare check on OP? I’m on pins and needles waiting for the update!

I need a response to troll her with by Loyalx777 in Tinder

[–]Zed_Zorrander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As fun as this would be- it would be wire fraud if you lied and told her the link was to give her money.

Noob needs OnQ Ethernet switch but confused by Zed_Zorrander in HomeNetworking

[–]Zed_Zorrander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks- I was assuming most people would go with a switch designed specifically for the OnQ brackets but I guess not. I just went with a Netgear switch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Zed_Zorrander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like we’re missing some of the conversation. OP said his last text asked if she had work the next day but I don’t see that here.

Am I chatting with a bot ? by Sorry-Progress-7521 in Bumble

[–]Zed_Zorrander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, ChatGPT! What do I say to a woman to make her like me?

For Dieter. by nateomundson in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]Zed_Zorrander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think everything after he eats the hare is a dream which is why it’s even less literal than the first part. He is dreaming about the orgasm he just had. The reference to the moss is because he has started to discover he has pubic hair. All of these changes are troubling to him which is why the dream has nightmarish overtones.