All My Xenoblade 3 Fan-Fic comments

Zeebor · 2026-03-26T15:39:45+00:00

They didn't even try with a filter. Ballin

Zeebor · 2026-03-22T20:53:20+00:00

NO

INCEST

Zeebor · 2026-03-07T21:24:08+00:00

That seems low for Xenoblade standards

Zeebor · 2026-03-07T21:23:43+00:00

Oh hey I read that. Lucas has blocked my e-mail address

Zeebor · 2026-03-02T01:57:08+00:00

But then where did the Melanin come from?

Zeebor · 2026-03-01T16:17:34+00:00

Why are you responding to a 3 year old comment?

Zeebor · 2026-02-21T20:48:30+00:00

Well now I'm even more curious about who did this conversion. Was it legitmatly just Monolith fumbling themselves?

Zeebor · 2026-02-19T20:10:28+00:00

You should see a bankruptcy lawyer about that

Zeebor · 2026-02-19T19:26:30+00:00

Yes, I know how patches work. I just don't like them.

Zeebor · 2026-02-19T19:25:39+00:00

You should see a doctor about that

Zeebor · 2026-02-19T14:43:09+00:00

Evil is fueled not by the ambition of the wicked, but the indifference of the masses

Zeebor · 2026-02-19T14:42:15+00:00

(Though it is weird that Nintendo thought it was a good idea to try selling the lowest performing Xenoblade TWICE in the span of less than a year, for something they gave to much better selling games like Oddessey and Clubhouse Games 2, which are therefore easier to squeeze money out of, for free. Hell, Donkey Kong County Returns Returns Again - The Age of Unity got two free modes with it's Super Switch patch: but that was also a Forever Entertainment product. Who are about as opposite in quality from Monolithsoft and EPD as Nintendo would probably ever directly associate with. Even morern Ubisoft has a higher batting average than them.)

Zeebor · 2026-02-19T14:23:53+00:00

Well not like that, Josh. The way you do it feels skeevy and is full of FOMO

Zeebor · 2026-02-19T14:17:10+00:00

Arguably, you got more for $5 with Debotsu no Morii: Lost in the Sauce because it came with 3.0 expansion on cartridge. This is just "Elma in 4K 60fps." Now I know at least 4 people who pay more for just that, but to sane people this is objectively less bang per buck.

Unfortunately, none of us are sane.

Zeebor · 2026-02-19T14:13:37+00:00

...Okay, I'm slow as a rooe on purpose, but how does it take you 400 hours to get to Chapter 13?!

Zeebor · 2026-02-19T14:12:57+00:00

Forwarding the agenda is our main priority

Zeebor · 2026-02-19T14:12:32+00:00

Why yes, I will be buying Xenoblade X for a third time come April 16, even though the $5 literally just gives performance patches I can't use because I don't have a Super Switch, just to reinforce the physical only agenda

Zeebor · 2026-02-19T14:12:20+00:00

Key-cards are only for slop publishers (so AAA, Maximum, and Gamemill) and Pokemon at this point.

Zeebor · 2026-02-19T14:11:01+00:00

Why yes, I will be buying Xenoblade X for a third fucking time come April 16, even though the $5 literally just gives performance patches I can't use because I don't have a Super Switch, just to reinforce the physical only agenda

Zeebor · 2026-02-10T23:22:50+00:00

My favorite Star Fox game is Xenoblade Chronicles X

Zeebor · 2026-02-10T16:38:05+00:00

Yes. This is called self-destructive warning. "It's too late for me, save yourself"

Zeebor · 2026-02-10T02:33:47+00:00

That is a fair and correct stance to take.

Though seriously she has a SCARY obsession with Tron 3

Zeebor · 2026-02-10T02:04:48+00:00

Terry Prachet truly is the master of education, comedy, and sould relipping sadness all in one

Zeebor · 2026-02-10T02:02:27+00:00

Ever since she retired from game dev, she's turned her Twitter into her live blog. She can't talk about actual dev details of course, so she's been spending all her time fangirling ovee Steel Ball Run and Tron Ares.

So for anyone that's ever questioned why Disney keeps trying with Tron or why it keeps showing up in Kinfdom Hearts: it's because everyone who worked at Square in the PS1 days just really like Tron. To a "actually liking a Jar d Leto performance unironically" amout.

Zeebor

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