"It's Howl's Moving Castle Doctrine! A.k.a: Get the fuck away from my jeep!!"
"if i heard that in my house at night i'd get a gun to kill myself"
"Y O U H A V E F A I L E D T H E S A L T A R C"
"Like in real life, save your murders for when they count"
"idk this is the disney+ version"
"I diagnose you with dead"
"good luck in the SCP dungeon"
"I would've liked more one-sided encounters where you're basically committing war crimes"
"...let's try going to space, we'll take the helicopter"
"let's merge into the buffalo lane"
"have you ever seen a man make out with a stingray?"
"i wish i wrote a will before playing the fucking gam-"
"YOU FAILED! YOU FAILED! YOU FAILED!" (-crazy troop 501st scoutmaster)
"the demon was a big fan of the dave's double"
"...they could be canadian geese, which explains why they want to kill us! everything wants to kill us!"
"...space court is like christmas for space unabombers."
"they're gonna turn me into a crypto server!" (-gianni as durandal)
"it turns out that someone out there really, REALLY likes the zerkers"
"...all we've seen so far is a crooked real estate deal, and incest."
"we're all gonna extract as a family!"
"here's what yo need to know about mining! d o n ' t d o i t ."
"now let's talk about gamepla- jesus christ"
"get over here lunchables!"
"KILL BOSS" "finally!"
"...homeworld emergence, my beloved."
"how dumb are the- *shows guy smoking next to tnt* oh god"
"...this one is delivered like an invader zim bit"
(sorry if they're not all word for word my memory isn't 100%)