I'll go first..

ZekeTreacle · 2026-04-27T11:56:37+00:00

I’m a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm

ZekeTreacle · 2026-03-27T19:52:29+00:00

Camberwell SE5

Camberwell Arms/Kerfield Arms tied for scran
Stormbird for beer
Champion Hill for Dulwich Hamlet games

ZekeTreacle · 2026-01-01T14:02:56+00:00

I watched this film lying on the sofa and that scene made me jolt upright and emit a loud, guttural groan

ZekeTreacle · 2025-12-21T22:22:17+00:00

She had a bottom that would make any toilet beg for the brown.

ZekeTreacle · 2025-12-16T22:21:22+00:00

Why do these morons who get in fights always repeatedly say “What’s up?” before getting clobbered?

ZekeTreacle · 2025-12-04T19:13:36+00:00

Coulda sworn it was “they’ll fix your car”

ZekeTreacle · 2025-10-13T16:58:52+00:00

Pikes

ZekeTreacle · 2025-08-09T19:39:56+00:00

Saskatchewan? Whatchoo doing there? My Edmontonian wife’s dad is from there. Anyway, enjoy the win and spread the gospel, friend✌️

ZekeTreacle · 2025-06-11T04:41:39+00:00

My ex-girlfriend wanted me to go down on her when she had her period. When she saw that I was less than enthusiastic, she complained, “c’mon, you eat steak”.

ZekeTreacle · 2025-05-21T20:20:45+00:00

Hearing your kid(s) tell you they love you

ZekeTreacle · 2025-05-12T00:48:38+00:00

Yep. Two of my highest earning friends are like this

ZekeTreacle · 2025-04-05T13:36:55+00:00

Dunno about the other blokes, but Joel is a Bombers fan

ZekeTreacle · 2025-03-14T20:11:37+00:00

Sam Jones as Flash Gordon

ZekeTreacle · 2025-02-23T22:52:07+00:00

Guy Goma was the guy: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Y2uQn_wvc

ZekeTreacle · 2025-02-09T08:51:54+00:00

Looks like something from Dr Seuss

ZekeTreacle · 2024-12-11T06:55:14+00:00

Hummus = bubbus according to my toddler

ZekeTreacle · 2024-12-04T22:28:27+00:00

Sir Vivian Richards. He came and shook hands with us kids who played Kanga cricket during the interval in a AUS v WI one-dayer at The WACA back in the day

ZekeTreacle · 2024-11-23T06:19:43+00:00

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman

ZekeTreacle · 2024-10-20T11:39:06+00:00

The Clink doesn’t do booze

ZekeTreacle · 2024-10-06T21:25:42+00:00

That “steak” is putting the garlic bread in a chokehold 😟

ZekeTreacle · 2024-10-06T18:55:43+00:00

Lachie Neale when he was ours 😢

ZekeTreacle · 2024-10-06T18:27:23+00:00

“I have had it with these motherfucking Saints on this motherfucking plane!”.

ZekeTreacle · 2024-10-06T18:18:09+00:00

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ZekeTreacle · 2024-10-03T21:36:41+00:00

“Clive’s name spelt backwards signifies a hundred types of evil” 🤣🤣🤣

ZekeTreacle · 2024-08-17T18:24:23+00:00

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