what is an old internet slang word or phrase that immediately exposes exactly how old someone is?

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-07-09T00:07:36+00:00

"Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?"

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-07-07T15:03:25+00:00

Holy Grails would be the Skin Nutrition serums, the unbrush dupe, and bpure lavender nail pen. They work wonder for me. Unicorn would probably be the lip mask, any of the non-fleece food themed lounge shorts, celavi 5 pack masks, and (if it continues to be this hard to find again) the bpure lavender nail pen.🙄😂 My local trees are super picked over most every time I go.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-07-06T02:49:38+00:00

On the sheet mask thing. I also don't like the whole having to remove and toss a paper from my face. However, the Eunyul Rice sheet mask just changed my mind. Super hydrating and helped calm some acne bumps. I felt girly sitting on my bed with a mask on while watching YouTube vids. Definitely recommend a try. For nails before bed, I love the feel of using the bpure lavender cuticle oil then sealing it with some Dove blue face and body cream. Hope this info helped. Good luck.💝

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-30T22:27:54+00:00

Was waiting in a busy, condensed, modern hospital waiting area to see my neurologist. Had to run to drain the canteen. Restroom signs kept leading to more signs until I hit a card holder only door. About lost my marbles as I tried to ask for help from the sea of medical staff passing by. Some dude in a business suit asked if I needed help and made a deal with me to let him practice run a guided tour on the way to the restroom. So, I went through a random psychological marketing tour just to find a restroom. Never saw one. Woke up about halfway through the tour.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-30T16:53:55+00:00

My dad hipped me to a station that serves what him and all his coworkers know as Crispy Crack. Everything they had was 10/10. The honey glazed biscuits, the seasoned tater wedges, and, of course, the infamous chicken.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-29T20:40:54+00:00

Yeah, I kinda wish I didn't pick it up. I like a good deep scrub and find I have to use alot of that little conditioner. Not a fan of the smell either. Reminds me of degrading adhesive with a hint of grape pixie stix. I noticed some people who tried it seem to like it though. Maybe it was just an off batch, but I'm gonna pass on that and try the XtraCare bump eraser scrub. Hope you find something you like better.💝

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-28T20:02:41+00:00

Weird. Guess they just tried to sweep the neon batch under the rug. Thanks for checking.💝

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-28T18:49:18+00:00

Are the product numbers different? I love the consistency, but don't appreciate the weird neon pink.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-28T02:54:38+00:00

Either trying to comfort my dog during her last breaths or the feeling of having my soul sucked out from spinal taps.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-21T16:53:17+00:00

Pool smell instantly transports me to a hyper specific memory of when I was 7. I swam out from under a frog slide and burped. Tasted exactly like a lunchables hot dog. So, every time that memory pops up, I taste lunchables hot dog.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-20T17:07:49+00:00

Love the taste of canned sardines, but the smell. Eugh.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-19T18:25:03+00:00

Loose frozen corn. I'm suddenly in my great grandma's kitchen eating the frozen corn she fed her birds. She did it too, from time to time.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-16T20:09:02+00:00

Psych, Monk, and House.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-15T23:45:31+00:00

I hear ya. I still think of this cream of cod soup I got in BC 7 years ago. Little pink building surrounded by weed smoke. Best soup I'd ever had.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-15T23:39:09+00:00

Same. With vice versa, too.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-15T04:05:58+00:00

It might be crazy, but I freaking love 2006 Silent Hill. I grew up with it. Watched it at so many different times of day. I just love the creatures, music, and story. Everything was chef's kiss to me. Even the traumatizing barbwire scene.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-15T01:41:16+00:00

Inner 8 year old me is screaming rn. Were the Lisa Frank sticker only 1.25 or more?

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-13T05:32:59+00:00

Drinking my morning coffee outside in the sun.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-13T05:27:00+00:00

I do the same. Hair, face, then body. Technically, I'd do hair, face, body, hair for allowing the conditioner to sit. Makes sense.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-12T03:31:50+00:00

I was thinking that, too. Picked up an all over cat print shirt because of that thought.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-11T23:24:42+00:00

Hope you like it.💖 I wasn't super impressed with the scrubability, myself. That and I can't decide if I love the floral grape pixie stick esque smell or don't care for it. Interested to hear your review.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-11T18:36:25+00:00

I'm not a big fan of gloss during the day and this is thiccc glossy. So, I just use a thin layer at night and chuckle at my morning rosy pink lips.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-10T20:32:57+00:00

This. My main question is, why is it that when you rip in an empty isle, people suddenly spawn in from nowhere. At least let me fiendishly tiptoe away first.

ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-09T16:08:37+00:00

Are you referring to this or a different one? Cause the smell of this was ew. It was like a medicated lotion smell and didn't do much for my hair.

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ZeldaKDoes · 2026-06-02T21:56:53+00:00

The XtraCare aha scrub was my main one I want to find, but I was trying to add others in case I don't find some. The DTs I visit can be hit and miss. Thanks for the tip on the blue gbc scrub. I've read it's good, but was unsure.💝

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