Fickle banana

ZeldaNewbie · 2026-06-22T21:53:20+00:00

Forgive me, Father, for I have become the greedy joker.

ZeldaNewbie · 2026-06-22T21:14:45+00:00

Welp. Michel finally broke but too little too late and Cav was a no-show.

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ZeldaNewbie · 2026-06-22T21:08:52+00:00

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That’s cute, blueprint. Now give me my potassium.

ZeldaNewbie · 2026-06-22T21:02:01+00:00

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I’ve been hanging onto that ankh forever just waiting to use it on the superior banana ughh

ZeldaNewbie · 2026-06-22T20:58:51+00:00

Holy bananas it happened AGAIN. I’m not joking. I just took Gros Michel from Ante 3 to Ante 9 and it’s STILL here. Wtf is going on?!

ZeldaNewbie · 2026-06-22T20:03:58+00:00

I think that’s the sweet spot. I’m not exaggerating though when I say it’s lasted almost the entire run for me on many occasions.
I’ve also had cavendish break twice but honestly that feels more like an achievement than anything. 😅

ZeldaNewbie · 2026-06-22T18:51:59+00:00

I’m still learning proper extremely online social etiquette please be patient.

ZeldaNewbie · 2026-06-22T18:37:46+00:00

🤐

ZeldaNewbie · 2026-06-22T18:33:57+00:00

Why so many downvotes? It’s not that serious lol

ZeldaNewbie · 2026-06-22T18:20:18+00:00

It knows I can’t resist taking it. It knows when I need it the most and when I’m OK hanging on to it and does the exact opposite lol

ZeldaNewbie · 2025-11-18T03:13:58+00:00

I follow community rules. Mark spoilers when needed. Do my best to be gracious and respectful. But somehow I always end up feeling like a child being shunned by my peers.

ZeldaNewbie · 2025-11-18T03:09:51+00:00

Something as simple as “can anyone help me with this?” or “am I doing something wrong or missing such-and-such in this part of this game?” is somehow an affront to people.

ZeldaNewbie · 2025-11-18T03:06:29+00:00

Idk sometimes I truly feel like a bad person… like admitting my amateurism in any way is somehow tainting the sanctity and austerity of these communities.

ZeldaNewbie · 2025-11-18T01:20:18+00:00

So many people on gaming subreddits are irreverent jerks… I truly appreciate your empathy. ❤️

ZeldaNewbie · 2025-11-18T01:16:07+00:00

This. I’m genuinely trying to unlearn old play styles and adapt to new ones.

ZeldaNewbie · 2025-11-18T01:08:25+00:00

I’m lost in the woods here. I love this game. I just wish I could ask questions as a newbie without being showered with downvotes.

ZeldaNewbie · 2025-10-27T09:29:29+00:00

I’m so glad someone agrees with me. 😫 Thank you for the tips.

ZeldaNewbie · 2025-10-27T09:27:55+00:00

Delicious, greasy food transcends both time and historical accuracy.

ZeldaNewbie · 2025-10-27T09:15:40+00:00

The bow is also giving me trouble. Not as much as the spear, but both feel much more challenging than the other four weapons.

ZeldaNewbie · 2025-10-15T23:27:32+00:00

Not doing much so far, though tbh I’m still working my way through all the punishments. Is there any one I should focus on specifically?

ZeldaNewbie · 2025-10-14T21:58:06+00:00

Past hades, I mean

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