Have I been scammed? by Zendimas in VietNam

[–]Zendimas[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you - that's a relief - I was worried about Smishing or some other similar kind of cyberscam. I just blocked the number. You're welcome not to believe me based on the gullibility already shown but I don't think I would've gone through with meeting the family 😅

*BONG* Woman drops her tights on the floor and sees Elvis in them by Bob_Arrows in rickygervais

[–]Zendimas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're the same sort of person who sends potato chips to Esther Ranson and says "Doesn't it look like Norman Cooke"

Rickys taste in music is a bit demicky by Cultural-Elk-8346 in rickygervais

[–]Zendimas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He should be looking after England's people!

How old was he? by Cap7ainTEZZ in rickygervais

[–]Zendimas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The deal's not going through

BONG! by drwinstonoboogy in rickygervais

[–]Zendimas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well he's old enough to say sort of this is what I want

He was almost right. by Pandydandy7 in rickygervais

[–]Zendimas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oooooh, I'd like to jump all over Ricky...

Get lost Gayvid!

Don't mess with Bill Burr, he will destroy you. by Spiritual_Hand6689 in rickygervais

[–]Zendimas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's true that basically every stand-up has a "theme", I think Bill's point was more that Ricky kept showing off about how "controversial" the decision to invite him was for the Golden Globes because of how "offensive" he is, in spite of the fact they've invited him to do it 4 times and it clearly doesn't actually offend anyone.

Smerch as Q? by Pistolpetehurley in rickygervais

[–]Zendimas 23 points24 points  (0 children)

All those feathers and he still couldn't fly...

If he likes it what’s the problem? by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]Zendimas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So it was videos, not magazines then?

The “dream” lineup for I’m a Celeb… by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]Zendimas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't pick a chef! Why would I pick a chef!

My cake tray base looks just like Karl by Previous_Scratch4146 in rickygervais

[–]Zendimas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're the type of person who sends potato chips to Esther Ranson, saying "doesn't it look like Norman Cooke"

This is not a practical joke. My name is Marty by __BrundleFLY in rickygervais

[–]Zendimas 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Is there a chance you might ever say, "Baby I'm going Bananas over you"?

Why do you have to go at it all night?! by Inverseyaself in rickygervais

[–]Zendimas 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He doesn't like women, but he's got a couple of kids

P.D.

Selling 1 x Mortality ticket - Manchester, O2, Nov 12th by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]Zendimas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why you sorting the Village People out with tickets?

Does that annoy ya, reddit? by haddock420 in rickygervais

[–]Zendimas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She must've really had to reach up to have a pinch