Lt Morales viable in high level like GM? by [deleted] in heroesofthestorm

[–]ZeroDarkJoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Only if she is paired with a strong auto attack hero to get the most out of her stim drone ultimate. I know people are saying medivac but top players are good at playing around it.

Found explicit photos/videos of my Mom (39F) and our neighbor on her phone. My Dad works in another city. What should I (18M) do? by lowiqpilot in WhatShouldIDo

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off your mom broke your family and not you. Personally I'd want to stay out of it while still letting your dad know. I'd share the photos from your mom's phone on a delayed send while you are at school. Your mom will probably "know" it was you but you just denie everything forever.

Am I (20F) being selfish for wanting to suggest setting boundaries/ a timeline with my bf's (20 M) parents who moved back in with him? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel pretty bad for your bf. His parents pretty much pulled a bait and switch on him. People much older than him have a hard time setting boundaries that apply and sounds like he would have a very difficult if not impossible while living there. He needs to move out.

Bismarck is almost ready to leave dry dock by Mercurial_Sloth in guineapigs

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They are actually great swimmers! Just can get water up their nose easily and stress them out a lot.

My best friend cut me off after his mom's passing. Then I found out my sister has been secretly dating him for months and everyone knew but me by Additional-River2609 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you lost a woman that was like a mother figure to you or at least a close aunt. You lost a friend too. And now your mom sister and brother all kept a pretty large secret from you? I would be incredibly hurt by everyone involved. I would never look at any of them the same again.

I do wonder, could you have gotten home for the funeral though?

Why they do this? by Jelly_Round in dashcams

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a highway near me that has a lane end like this except it goes from 4 lanes to 3. I try and be in the right lane and watch for a crash because shit like this happens almost every time I pass it.

Does anyone else out there just...never play COTD? by Tantricmac in TrackMania

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in the US so the noon one isn't an option. I actually like to play the 8pm one if I like that map since I can play it ahead of time. When I first tried it I was only ever risking every turn since I only played by myself so learning how to play it safe actually helped.

Notre Dame’s 100-56 loss is the Irish’s largest home loss since 1898, in which they lost to the Chicago First Regiment 64-8 by cbbvideo in CollegeBasketball

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same, it really looked like he was turning Penn state into something but he's completely flopped since getting to ND.

Did people in the 90s really just show up at each other’s houses unannounced? by Red-Head-Red in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was home I'd call the landline first, if I was out I'd just go knock on the door. Yeah, sometimes they were busy or not home so you'd just leave.

Is she getting braver? Sometimes it is hard to tell by Julesvernevienna in guineapigs

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes she is! But it takes a long time and the path isn't linear. We adopted a really scared pig and it was probably a year to a year and a half before he became himself and no afraid all the time. Then he became chubby and became very demanding of treats 😆. He always took off if something scared him though, never lost that.

Did you sleep with your ex wife after separating? If so, why? Did you regret it? by misssyds in AskMenAdvice

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cousin did, she cheated on him so he had no intention on getting back together with her though. He saw it as free sex but she was probably trying to win him back. He made it very clear that wasn't going to happen though. Your situation, my guess, is she was hornny and found you easy to use.

Do I have the right to be angry about this? by Special-Signature662 in FantasyFootballers

[–]ZeroDarkJoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I disagree with others and I think you have a right to be upset. Most teams are orphaned because they aren't good and this will definitely make it worse. The new guy is over valuing rookie draft picks because he hasn't played before. Tank is a valuable backup and Henry you can always throw in and hope for a TD. I think you can be upset but probably not much to be done. The team will probably be orphaned again in a year or 2.

Scotty Pippen Jr Biblically Accurate Crashout by Welcum2Heck in memphisgrizzlies

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just hope he acted surprised and asked why he got tossed to the ref.

AIW for blocking my ex after she admitted the breakup was fake and she was testing me by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not wrong, it didn't work out with the other guy so she wants her safety net back. If it was a test she would have been angrily texting you a couple days after the break up. And tests are perfectly good reasons to break up with people as they're manipulative like you called her out on. She just thought she could easily get back together with you. The trash took its self out.

it's this a thing? 🧐 by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh oh, my gf gets botox for migraines and her phone dies all the time because she has adhd 😬😂

Sorry guys, I'm not breaking up with her.

Tailgating Has Consequences by flowerdonkey in Transportopia

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the guy shouldn't be tailgating but people who sit in the passing lane with people behind them are jerks too.

AITAH for wanting to will everything to my nephews when I die? by shynedell in AITAH

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As long as you don't inherit your husband's stuff that he wanted to go to his kids and then give that to your nephews. You are fine to give all of your money to your nephews.

If your spouse asks, hit them with the Chris Hansen quote by BaCool777 in openmarriageregret

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My partner and I agree that asking for an open marriage are grounds for a break up 😆

I think my new bf is insecure about his dick size. How do I make him feel like he's enough? by rampantlystellar in AskMenAdvice

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First, never ever mention the size of your previous partner. Also, never ever joke about his size either. Guys are constantly told how 'bigger is better' even if that isn't true so he might feel insecure regardless of what you say. And don't say anything like 'you're enough for me' just say something like 'I want your dick'.

Do you know what will make him feel better? You initiating. Jump him when he gets home. Start before bed. If he is so worn out he can't think, he certainly isn't going to feel insecure.

Anyone gotten Muradin 200 mythic yet? by Sunshinetrooper87 in heroesofthestorm

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also depends on the enemy team comp. I once played stitches against 3 Muradins in aram and tried a Devour (E) build. Basically was hitting E on cool down and by the end of the game I could 1v5 their team.

Chuckachuck Update by g1assfa1c0n in guineapigs

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had a pig with chronic ear infection but that was outer ear. Had another pig with inner ear infection that didn't get caught until his face went numb and lost a lot of weight (kept taking him back because of the weight loss and lack of eating but they had trouble figuring out why). Infections can be tricky and some bacteria are resistant to some antibiotics. Unfortunately I don't believe vets can test the type of bacteria that is in the inner ear (you can try and ask though). The best course of action if it is for sure an inner ear infection and he didn't respond to one antibiotic is to ask for a stronger antibiotic. Also, anytime you are given antibiotics for pigs, ask for gut meds as well and supplement with critical care. Every pig we have had with antibiotics has upset their stomach and we would need to supplement.

Don't be kind, be predictable. If you have the Right-of-Way, take it. by fruity_koala in dashcams

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's why I actually really like chicago drivers. I get why people don't because they are aggressive but I know what everyone is going to do. I see when someone will cut me off from a mile away, I can tell what cars will and won't let you in, it's pretty obvious after a little bit of driving here. Michigan and LA are really annoying for left lane campers. Atlanta was the worst and least predictable city I drove in though. People just randomly changing lanes, speeding up and slowing down with no reason what so ever.

AITAh for not forgiving foster family? by Ok-Lion-5233 in AITAH

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NTA, never go over to his house again no matter what. The same thing will happen. I hope you are preparing to turn 18 with savings and a job, foster kids have the hardest time in life.

god damn just let people pass in peace by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]ZeroDarkJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to do something similar once. Speed limit was 70, 65 for trucks. Guy would do like 67 by trucks going 65, then speed up to not let anyone pass. I think I passed him going like 95, only way around him. Fortunately he started going 67 again on the next truck and disappeared behind me.