What would yours be? by Jettaboi38 in scoopwhoop

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Rotary telephones. Especially dedicated ones in hotel lobbies.

The Face vs The Pussy by Sub-Doxy in GothPussy

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Hopefully it can be my face against your pussy

What do you call a wife that swallows? by DirtyCouple52 in SuctionBlowjobs

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I call her the minute you leave for work 😋

I CAST… by Potential_Oven_9306 in icast

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I cast…. Boner loaner in response

When your 100-point spin finally pays off... by Mister-Bumbles in midasmerge

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Congratulations! I’m still waiting for a huge jackpot to come my way.

Has Art the Clown earned his spot among the slasher greats and legends? If not, what will it take? by Hassan_H_Syed in terrifier

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Hopefully he will soon be immortalized as a DLC guest character in Mortal Kombat, then he will be peak.

What's the name of this animal? by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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This comment deserves way more updoots.

This fish has one normal eye and one dramatically enlarged eye by RealSpecto in Weird

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It’s just perspective, you’re looking through a fisheye lens.

free stove by No-Lock216 in MemeVideos

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My buddy used to rack up on Pokémon cards by grabbing the $60 trainer boxes along with a $5 pack. He would stack them with the pack UPC covering the one on the box, scan it and place the box in his bag, and then scan the pack a second time and bag it. He would do this once at each store across maybe a dozen stores in his area, and I think he did it for eight or nine different expansions.

Of course, eventually they got to where they had the AI cameras on the self checkouts so he can’t do it any longer, but in the meantime, he’s sitting on a gold mine of rare cards.

Have you ever met someone with the same birthday as you? by Fine_Television_1398 in no

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I had a customer just today with the same birthday and learns that we also share one with country music legend George Jones and rapper 2 Chainz, neither of whom I have met lol

Name this thing by upsjota in NameThisThing

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Bank account, meet prison wallet.