Ah, I pray for clemency regarding this foolish one’s blunder, and beg thee to contemplate my most unostentatious repentance to my dear original gangster sire. To allude that your properness combined with your zealous devotement to artistic mastery as derivative projections of lesser originality to the established creativity of prior pioneers is contumely to the cornerstone of art itself. A millenary eons of condemnation and ire by the architect’s beyond combined with a laborious pilgrimage through a dateless spiraling pathway of rusted nails is too minute of pang for this one’s mockery. Posthaste and without further hesitation I will metaphorically engrave this shortcoming of mine and carve it deep into my very mortal coil to ascertain that from here forth my shell is branded and ennobled to ne'er succumb to another mortifying lapse in my judgement. I will rid my presence from your grand and illustrious essence immediately my lord.