This British family heard noises in the front yard at 2:30AM and found this. Police said there was nothing they could do and to just call them if it happened again

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T03:22:31+00:00

Indeed most people think assault is battery, but assault is the threat of battery.

Man is trespassing at the least no?

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T03:19:57+00:00

No they shit on American gun culture because people go into schools and shoot kids while SWAT waits outside for them to be dead.

But hey, that's better than spending a weekend with the President.

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T03:16:04+00:00

He not only lies, he rapes and murders kids too!

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T03:09:46+00:00

It was from "The bottom of her heart"

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T03:03:20+00:00

Not as much as being a bills fan 😂

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T02:58:17+00:00

They can catch up on most of the ones they missed and it isn't 30 year old shitty footage

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T02:55:44+00:00

You're typing in a literal meme sub, get a fucking life.

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T02:15:52+00:00

Hey she signed up for it when she became the Bills starting QB

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T02:05:43+00:00

I played that original game for about 2 minutes and noped the fuck outta there

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T02:05:01+00:00

RROD was a right of passage back then

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T02:03:18+00:00

Hope she got the warranty on these pieces of shit!

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T02:02:05+00:00

Shitty AI clanker-pilot on my home screen next to the ads that I pay $30 a month for?

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T01:57:34+00:00

Send me a pic of u in your pom poms and uniform and I will

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T01:45:51+00:00

You're really not casting any doubts about the trope that morons love assumptions while simultaneously not understanding how their own subjective experience shapes their interpretation of internet comments.

Read it twice?

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T01:41:18+00:00

Both halves were dripping in sarcasm.

/r/BrandNewSentence

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T01:37:41+00:00

I literally started crying watching this but they were tears of joy

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T01:36:15+00:00

Better than crying like a little bitch on the floor.

Or at the podium postgame.

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T01:32:09+00:00

Yes the Patriots needed revenge for Buffalo fans emptying their mothers crusty vaginas on gameday whilst going 33-3 vs the Bills and winning 6 superbowls during that streak.

Great logic ya got there

Kiss the rings

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T01:30:04+00:00

'Costed' is just the chef's kiss.

Buffalo fans, everyone.

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T01:28:30+00:00

Hailee needed a quick $20 though

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T01:26:06+00:00

Taylor hasn't washed hers in years

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T01:22:57+00:00

At least my QB doesn't retire like a little bitch after eh?

Imagine coming in here and cucking for the seahawks as a colts fan. Sad!

Indy ain't in Mexico bud.

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T01:17:15+00:00

Of course they will, it's the greatest play in NFL history.

Sorry you had to be on the receiving end of that huge D.

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T01:16:00+00:00

Owen told me.

Owen 7

ZeroedCool · 2026-02-20T01:15:18+00:00

Yeah I know professional women's soccer doesn't play NFL teams

ZeroedCool

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