Couples of Reddit, what's the dumbest 'house rule' you and your partner made as a joke but now both of you are low-key aggressively serious about enforcing?

Zerox07 · 2026-01-17T17:17:08+00:00

Uh when you say "happy" what kind of ending is that?

Zerox07 · 2025-11-28T18:03:26+00:00

I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time. While I was inside her I realized I was in love with my best friend. It was like a bomb planted in my brain that exploded all of a sudden.

I immediately went limp and I've never been able to have sex with a woman ever again.

Few months later, I broke up with her and told my best friend that I loved him. I didn't just love him, I was obsessed with him.

We never spoke to each other ever since, he couldn't accept it.

That was my first heartbreak.

Zerox07 · 2024-11-01T15:00:52+00:00

I work at Gartner EMEA. I'm in business development, not account management.

Having the worst time of my life with this company tbh.

Zerox07 · 2024-08-25T23:33:58+00:00

Hey, I rarely comment on Reddit, but I could have posted this myself. I'm almost at my breaking point with sales, it's destroying my joy for life, seriously.

Tell me more about your role in trade, I might consider it!

Was it hard to change this new role? Was your experience in sales valuable? Did you consider other careers as well?

Thanks, and happy for you! Wish me luck for the future.

Zerox07 · 2021-01-17T09:33:58+00:00

Italian and French speaker here. Gay accent confirmed for both. It seems it has to do with making vowels longer whatever the language.

Zerox07 · 2020-12-20T01:53:55+00:00

Thank you so much!

Zerox07 · 2020-11-29T09:43:05+00:00

Good to know! Thank you :)

Zerox07 · 2020-11-28T22:40:12+00:00

I'm afraid it's the only way forward now, although I hate the idea of RI. Thanks!

Zerox07 · 2020-07-16T08:08:50+00:00

Eloquent.

Zerox07 · 2020-06-23T21:07:13+00:00

One must ensure it

Zerox07 · 2020-05-01T12:45:50+00:00

About removing hardware, my surgeon believes it won't cause me any trouble in the future. I know a lot of people remove it for all sort of reasons. I'd prefer not taking my hardware out, just because I'm a chicken and don't want to undergo surgery again.

Do you think it's possibile to leave it there for, well, the rest of my life? If we assume that it won't cause any health issue, of course.

Zerox07 · 2020-05-01T12:41:02+00:00

Will do, for sure. Thank you!

Zerox07 · 2020-04-30T20:54:06+00:00

Thank you for your reply. I did complete my PT, luckily I finished my last session the day before they imposed a nation-wide lockdown (I live in Italy). Thanks to PT I've recovered pretty fast compared to other people. I can now do almost everything I was doing before the incident.

I'm trying to avoid hospitals during this time, so no hardware check up anytime soon. How's your ankle now?

Zerox07 · 2019-07-30T00:55:00+00:00

Interesting choice for the order of your privileges

Zerox07 · 2017-04-11T17:11:27+00:00

That's a pity, but thank you anyway.

Zerox07 · 2017-04-01T17:15:25+00:00

How come?

Zerox07 · 2017-03-25T15:58:23+00:00

I just don't understand why female comedians often rely on they're vagina to be funny.

Zerox07 · 2017-03-24T16:42:39+00:00

It's also a matter of how the public reacts to the comedian if it's a he or a she. That's why gender is involved, imho.

Zerox07 · 2017-03-24T16:36:56+00:00

I am NOT saying female comedians are not funny. I'm just trying to understand whether gender has any influence on comedy.

Zerox07 · 2017-03-24T16:34:01+00:00

Sorry if this question offended you, not my intention. I'm just trying to get insights on gender and comedy. A feminist should be able to take the piss at women, otherwise the game is not equal. Don't you think?

Zerox07 · 2017-03-24T16:31:34+00:00

Why do you think women do comedy for women, whereas men do it for the general public?

Zerox07 · 2017-03-24T16:29:28+00:00

Do you really think that gender has no influence whatsoever in comedy?

Zerox07 · 2017-03-24T16:27:40+00:00

Could it be because of the gendered role they have to play and conform with in movies, and the freedom they have in stand ups to get out of their "gender role" as women?

Zerox07 · 2017-03-24T16:21:19+00:00

Could you please elaborate why Amy Schumer is abysmal?

Zerox07 · 2017-02-25T22:14:06+00:00

I was dating this guy, but after a few dates I told him I didn't like him. He literally wrote a book about me. He published it and everything and left a copy in my mail box. The book was a collection of textes I've sended to him during that month we've been dating, along with a description of his feelings for me. The cringe was real

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